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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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quakingphear
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I'd send tell Alice to scream as loud as she could to attract the zombies to her. Honestly I kinda hope they get her, because if she's dumb enough to just get a hairbrush, she deserves to be bait. Then the rest of us either escape or take out the zombies one at a time.


Btw, AK-47's are actually sold in most gun shops. They just aren't automatic, that would be illegal unless you had a class 3 weapons dealing liscense. The ones in stores are semi-auto, which is better for zombies anyway.

thoadthetoad
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I'd send tell Alice to scream as loud as she could to attract the zombies to her. Honestly I kinda hope they get her, because if she's dumb enough to just get a hairbrush, she deserves to be bait. Then the rest of us either escape or take out the zombies one at a time.

1 thing with that, when studying the map closely, I found out that alice is actually OUT of the room you're in, and the door out of the room, is right next to you.

my question is, how the hell did an old lady get 4 blood thirsty wannna eat yo f**king face zombies in such a little room?
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my question is, how the hell did an old lady get 4 blood thirsty wannna eat yo f**king face zombies in such a little room?


followed her husband and son in there, she shut the door.

QUAK!!!!!!!!!!

*huggles*
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I though quake evaporated. . . .
ZOMBIE ZSC MEMBER! EEP! *pwnzorz*

thoadthetoad
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followed her husband and son in there, she shut the door.

then she turned on the night vision camera and hoped to have made millions via incest pr0n?

haha, I kid. it's good to have you back quak, but if I found out you ate some of the goliath I'll keel you.
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then she turned on the night vision camera and hoped to have made millions via incest pr0n?


yes, Iposted the link but strop made me take it down. :-(
DDX
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I learned it when I was just 11.

man I was in my mother's stomach when I realized I couldn't breathe, Then I was like... I better GTFO



Btw, AK-47's are actually sold in most gun shops. They just aren't automatic, that would be illegal unless you had a class 3 weapons dealing liscense. The ones in stores are semi-auto, which is better for zombies anyway.


I'm thinking of the military fully automatic ones. >.>
thoadthetoad
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man I was in my mother's stomach when I realized I couldn't breathe, Then I was like... I better GTFO

lulz.

man I was in my mother's stomach when I realized I couldn't breathe, Then I was like... I better GTFO

Those are absolute fail, nuff said. Besides, people don't want an AK 47 anyways, because that's all bout power, when you want accuracy in a gun.
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Those are absolute fail, nuff said. Besides, people don't want an AK 47 anyways, because that's all bout power, when you want accuracy in a gun.


Not really, and AK-47 is pretty accurate when you know how to shoot one. Not saying I do, but most of you may be thinking of AK-47 in the hands of a smolie reble etc. But the in the hands of a trained Military officer, the weapon is accurate and packs a big punch.

And you can lie on mud with it, it won't jam, unlike some of the other assualt rifles out there.
DDX
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Not really, and AK-47 is pretty accurate when you know how to shoot one. Not saying I do, but most of you may be thinking of AK-47 in the hands of a smolie reble etc. But the in the hands of a trained Military officer, the weapon is accurate and packs a big punch.


AK-47 are some of the most accurate assault rifles on the market (black?) The first 3 -5 shots are generally spot on, until the recoil totally dic.ks up your shot.
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AK-47 are some of the most accurate assault rifles on the market (black?) The first 3 -5 shots are generally spot on, until the recoil totally dic.ks up your shot.

Yes, that is true. Hence I don't like the AK when it's in auto :P
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AK-47's are accurate but M16's are deadlier. Depends on your strength to resist the recoil. Plus thoadthetoad... On the first page with run/walk... Zombies can run depending on the disease they have.

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AK-47's are accurate but M16's are deadlier. Depends on your strength to resist the recoil. Plus thoadthetoad... On the first page with run/walk... Zombies can run depending on the disease they have


Yes they are 'deadlier' but the AK-47 is still a top notch weapon. If you were to fight in a trench full of mud what woulf you choose? AK-47 or the M16?

I'd go with the AK-47 since I can basically role around in the mud and it still won't jam, while the M16 can pretty much jam with dust and where talking about mud....

Hell what do I know?
thoadthetoad
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Zombies can run depending on the disease they have.

I am quite aware of this, Sodacan. I was using a certain type of zombie, and since the OP was back when the club was in the Proto-phase, there's been a lot more speculation and tweaking of my virus. My virus/parasite is now known as the Goliath Syndrome, and those are it's basic stats. If you require more information about it, I'll be happy to tell you. Here's a little bit more that would help you: They cannot swim, they sink and then they need to breathe in order to survive. They attack their prey primarily on smell and hearing, while they can only vaguely see light, like, close your eyes and look at the nearest source of light, that's how they see it with their eyes open.
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Anyone else excited about Leaft for Dead 2 and Dead Rising 2? Zombies, Zombies, Zombies?

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