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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Ok, maverick. Why Islands are bad.

Well, for starters, Islands are i nthe middle of the ocean, or some other body of water. meaning you need a boat, and a decent amount of navigation/sailing experience.

Next, the chances of you finding an island that you can live on that has no people, are 1/ALOT!

Then comes in the food issue. Unless it is in the middle of a lake, you will not have drinking water. then there will not be animals, and even if there were hunting would be hard.

But really, Just getting to one would be hard enough.


Now for the animal zombies. Depending on waht virus you are using, they could exist. I made one a while ago, can't remember waht it all included though.....

But really, a small sparow, would be far worse. You are going to be looking for large things to kill, while a little sparrow hopping around will make you go, "AWWW! He's so cute!" followed by a, "AHHH! MY EYE BALL!"

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Revived!

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[quote=skater_kid_who_pwns]But really, a small sparow, would be far worse. You are going to be looking for large things to kill, while a little sparrow hopping around will make you go, "AWWW! He's so cute!" followed by a, "AHHH! MY EYE BALL!"[/quote]

I laugh every time I see this... lol

Qwerty001
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[quote=Apocalypse]Ahhh... you read the Zombie Survival Guide didnt you?[/quote]

Nope... just wanted to revive this club...

surfthenet
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There is no easy way to survive from zombie, you see the movie right? Resident Evil.

I will call her to help me lol.

1. I'll run as far as I can, like the movie "I am legend", I'll make a phone call, zombie can't make a phone call right? I try to find a safe net cafe or at least safe enough for an hour, and contact someone alive. I'll start with my YM, armorgames users, facebook etc. And then regroup with them.


2. Whatever the shelter is, it should be undetectable, unbreachable, and have tons of food, porn magz, internet and armorgames inside it (which is not gonna happen bwahaha)

3. The option is low, the chance is almost impossible, I will pretend to be one of them, no, no, it's not a good idea, just curious how smart this zombie. I will crush them with this....

http://i727.photobucket.com/albums/ww277/surfthenet/zom.jpg

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2. Whatever the shelter is, it should be undetectable, unbreachable, and have tons of food, porn magz, internet and armorgames inside it (which is not gonna happen bwahaha)

3. The option is low, the chance is almost impossible, I will pretend to be one of them, no, no, it's not a good idea, just curious how smart this zombie. I will crush them with this....


Whoa dude that sounds awesome...but istead id have the girls from the PBM in their...lol
plus id make shelter in a store...that has food, porn, games, and loads of tvs...its a great refugee hide out...:3
firetail_madness
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Is this still even running?

Ernie15
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Apparently not well, if the last post was from 10 days ago...

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Hrm. Well we had said we would let it die out, as intrest in it had done.

But since intrest is picking up again.....

I found it funny how you both mentioned porn, and at least something electrical.

With out people manning the power plants (most likely will be zombies) you will have no power. And you will waste time needed for food finding with your porn.

And your not gonna be the only ones headed for these stores. Best to wait a few weeks till going to a store.

thoadthetoad
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:|

Don't post asking if the club is dead. If you need to ask it, it's most likely true.

also, I don't quiite think that the power will go off so soon. I'm pretty sure that only 1 or 2 people need to man a powerplant, and as such it'd be at LEAST 24 hours before a virus spreads there (unless the workers there are affected first).

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Check this out...smart people say we are screwed....

buzzmerin
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take this cool test to see if you will survive http://onemorelevel.com/game/zombie_survival_quiz

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1: Zombies can't survive in cold areas.
2: Zombies can be killed with a shot to the head
3: Zombies are invonerable to fire.
4: Zombies don't get surprised.
5: Zombies don't need to feed. They can survive over 10 years after infected.


Sooooo, can i join?

buzzmerin
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doesn't anybody go to this anymore?

Rysin
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I don't think so, but if it's still going I would like to join. This is my plan. I live in the 17th floor of a huge building and live in an extremmely populated city, my chances of survival? I'm pretty much screwed but, I can collect the kitchen knives(My family does not have guns), bring a backpack of frozen food and water, then quickly rush out of the door and use the elevator(I don't think they're smart enough) and go to the parking floor. Take my my familie's car(I brought the keys of course) and drive out of there. I would head to the police station(It's right next to my building, and then throw away my knives, take a few light machine guns and a pistol. I would then rush back to the car(Shooting incoming zombies) and drive to the nearest port, after that I would take a boat and head to dead man's island(It's a real place, it's close by, and it's remote)then build a cabin and live there. I'll post on how I'll survive on the island later.

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Hello Survivors
I know it has been quite a while since I last posted here, but I still think this thread has potential. I read quite a few really good plans/ideas, and would like to see more of them expanded upon.
I will upgrade the thread with a new scenario soon. Until then, get your survival gear packed again, check your weapons and get ready to try to SURVIVE.

Strongbow

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