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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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surfthenet
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I think the easiest way is to make the same 'smell' with the zombie, so they will consider you as a friend and make them confuse. Kill one zombie and use their clothes.

Other zombie make noises too, why they don't attack other zombie(they can't think which one is friend, right?)

How fast can they walk in Km/h?
How far can they hear? If it's not far, it will be easier to evade them.

How strong are they? can they eat iron? I mean, if I'm in the car? Can they think something smart and use a weapon?

I think I can found food everywhere in the city, I don't have to worry about food.

The most noiseless weapon is a dagger, I will need it a lot.

I will gather with some survivors and make a fortress. The chance to survive is higher if you have a lot of people rather than alone.

drevild
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your right because having a lot of people because would mean someone would make it out alive

DDX
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do you seriously have a stron grope inside your kitchen? I don't. I don't even have STRING.


yea, I take the rope that is holding my curtains together :\\ its really nice not extremely thick, but thick enough to swing and not break.
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what would a fat zombie look like

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I think the easiest way is to make the same 'smell' with the zombie, so they will consider you as a friend and make them confuse. Kill one zombie and use their clothes.
Other zombie make noises too, why they don't attack other zombie(they can't think which one is friend, right?)
How fast can they walk in Km/h?
How far can they hear? If it's not far, it will be easier to evade them.
How strong are they? can they eat iron? I mean, if I'm in the car? Can they think something smart and use a weapon?
I think I can found food everywhere in the city, I don't have to worry about food.
The most noiseless weapon is a dagger, I will need it a lot.
I will gather with some survivors and make a fortress. The chance to survive is higher if you have a lot of people rather than alone.


Allright, lets take this peice by peice. for the record, i'm not yelling at you, just showing your errors.


I'm not sure how you can make your sefl smell like rotting flesh, with out getting a disease from it....

They do make sounds, groans and such, they do attract others, but they can tell them apart from living.

They can smell and hear for around a mile or so....

They can walk about as fast as the average person, who is in no rush.

They are about as strong as the person they took over.

If your in a car, they can break the windows, but they wont use weapons.

I think I can found food everywhere in the city, I don't have to worry about food.


No citys, they are way overcrowded. There will be way more zombies, and it will all be blocked by cars of those looking to escape.

Daggers, not a good idea. You need to get a straight shot and break the skull. Your better bet is a base ball bat or something. No guns.

Now, as for your collect survivors.

NO! If you find them, take them, but do not look for them.

They are extra mouths to feed, and many will have other ideas then what you want to do. And it is best....

The population will be around 100 people in north america in around 2 weeks. So......your not gonna find alot of people.
Maverick4
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he has a point you know...

what about mine?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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I would camp out in a basement, while amassing ammo, food, and such. The zombies would be forced down a narrow hall, so it would prevent me being flanked, and making the zombies easier to kill, as if i miss one, im gonna hit the next. When i had enough food, ammo, and such, i would make my way to the coast, where i would steal (if nobodys using it, is it still stealing?) a boat, prefarbly a large one, and head to the galapogos islands, where few people would mean that the zombies would all be killed fairly soon, and live off turtles, fish, and iquana's.


Allright, well first, were are you getting this basement? Next, do you know how to use a gun? Reload? Use the safty?

Then what kind of foods are you takeing?

Then most basements have at least small windows, but enough to crawl through still.

And they won't come in endless streams like in left for dead or nazi zombies. You would also need direct head shots. So bring a mele weapon.

Next, islands are bad, well Ithink so.
thoadthetoad
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They are about as strong as the person they took over.

wait! you got that wrong skater, it's more about 3 times as strong. they can bust open a door if it's a group effort.
what would a fat zombie look like

what does logic dictate with my anti-deecomposition trait in my zombie?
A FAT GUY! Seriously man what kinda stupid question is that?
Sorry NC,
It's not a stupid question, until YOU, ask it.
yea, I take the rope that is holding my curtains together :\\\\ its really nice not extremely thick, but thick enough to swing and not break.

really? That stuff's sturdy? *makes sure to note that*
Omnitask
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I guess I can join

thoadthetoad
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For one, it makes you seem like you're extremely full of yourself when you go "I guess" as if we'd be honored to have you in the club. Secnod of all, you need to make a plan and answer a scenario (if your plan isn't good enough)

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It's not a stupid question, until YOU, ask it.


This is that guy with the glasses saying, 'there's no such thing as a stupid question until YOU ask it.

Change? You got change? Oh come on, help a guy out will ya? Come on, change.

This is the nostalgia critic, I remember it so you don't have to.

You hear a lot of strange things as a bartender. You hear a lot of strange things at the Pixel Palace. So you hear a lot of strange things as a bartender at the Pixel Palace. That's no lie. Swear to it.

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wait! you got that wrong skater, it's more about 3 times as strong. they can bust open a door if it's a group effort.


It doesn't take a bunch of triple-strong zombies to bust open a wooden door >.>

I can bust down a door, and I'm a chubby 12-year-old.

But only wood. If it's tempered glass, forget about it. Tempered glass has stopped cars before, so it can stop zombies.
Maverick4
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Can I have a scenario, since my plan wasn't viewed as that great? Or good...mediocre at best...

surfthenet
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Thoad, How you will score us?

I suggest like this:

Who has the best:

1. Idea (even it's impossible or hard to imagine)
2. Possibility to survive (best scenario or longest)
3. Weapon (best POSSIBLE weapon around and deadliest)
4. Survivor (escape route, how to find food and survive longer)
5. Funniest (most insane idea)

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Surf the net.

Um.......we have been here for allmost a year. I think we got that down, and is classified for members only.

But please, iwould like to see a plan from you.

Maverick4
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Whats so bad about Islands? They have a large amount of wildlife, and few people to turn into zombies. Unless animals can become zombies too? If so, I highly doube a zombie sparrow or something could be that dangerous...

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