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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Wow......I missed alot. To hell with my computor deleteing every file on it.......

Allrighty.

Well, seeing as I'm at the computor, iwould probbly tear the cors from the back, and just beta my mom i nthe head with it.....

But honestly, me being able to would be hard, So I would just take the wooden stick, and hop out the window.

thisisnotanalt
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Well, my laptop is rather heavy, so I would close the lid, hold it by the side, then use the momentum to smash her forehead to stun her, then go to town with the wooden stick.

If not, judging by the layout of my room, I'd wait for her to come closer, then I'd roll over the bed and GTFO.

OR, (can we improvise other stuff in our room?) I'd take my HDTV (it's a 32 inch LCD sharp Aquos, quite nice) quickly pick it up (adrenaline would give me a strength boost enough to not struggle to much - it's not very heavy) and smash it into her.

That would either knock her out or kill the parasite from the shock.

the_zombie_killer
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Ok I have gotten permission to join this club this is my plan of action if a zombie outbreak took place....here goes-it was a bright sunny morning when I heard the news I ran down to my friends place...he was my neighbour.thankfully he had not been infected as yet.our parents wernt home..we packed all the food we had in both of our homes.while he was doing that I packed a box which had my grandads revolver,I packed all the soda bottles I could find,alluminum foil,toilet cleaner,my laser colection,a screw driver,a shovel,knife, matchbox,a book,tin cans,a few random carrot seed packets.as we were about to leave it started..luckily it was just 1 of them,I was able to distract it till my friend went around and made a deep horizontal cut just below the back of the zombies knee..it colapsed immediatel.. It wasn't dead by was immobilized...we got into the truck and headed for the shore of the lake...there was a kind of sandy beach...my friend went on top of a rock and stood there was a lookout for half an hour.while he was doing that I started digging a huge hole in the sand..we switched after half an hour while I was ip there I spotted a construction site(a god send)after we finished digging the hole of was around 1 pm we decided to take a look at the construction place.I opened the box which had the gun(with a stone ofcourse)realized there was atleast 10clips worth of ammo in it( my grandpa rocks!!!) we went there in the truck.we found a few sheets of wood,6 poles of wood,a whole lot of construction string,a large flashlight and 2 saws..when we reached our hideout I sparred work on the lasers. Due to the wonderful thing called YouTube in an hours time I was armed with 8 laser guns which produced enough heat to light a matchstick in 2 seconds..while u were happy about our accomplishment we heard the tripwire around the hideout go off..it was them.told me friend to hold this hideout for just 5 minutes while I prepared the frag grenades.(this is a real weapon plaese do not use against animals or humans)I made around 50 small balls out of a sheet of foil..then I put those balls in 1 of those empty coke bottles...then I put a bit of toilet cleaner in the bottle and threw some stones in aswell..I shut the lid quickly and put a Bloch of modelling clay I on the side of the bottle and stuck a match stich inside the clay.. When the mixture inside the bottle started bubbling I jumped out of the shelter and set the bottle down near the zombies..I lit the matchstick and my friend and I ran into the shelter asap...BOOM a huge explosion rocked the neighbourhood and we saw a flashes of fire above our "trench" we waited a few moments and then we came out of the trench and saw the destruction..there were dead zombies which were charred beyond recognition..there was a crater in the ground and a burning coke bottle not far away...we just killed 5 zombies with a single bomb....seeing the reserves of toilet cleaner and coke bottles we had we could kill atleast 200 zombies and we also had lasers which could be useful and there were also the spears we could make out of the wood we scavenged....we could grow those seeds I had brought and could survive this plague we were invincible......
That was my plan of action if a zombie outbreak were to take place in the form of a story hope you'll liked it and can allow me to join the club now thanks!!

the_zombie_killer
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Oh all that stuff icsaid bout YouTube really exists I don't remember the laser video but go to YouTube and search works bomb for the drag nade

iamsuperawesome
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i'd love to join, i have a lot of tools that can be turnd into weapons (e.g chainsaw, concerete saw, mechetes) and some weapons to ( a compound bow, my combat knife,my dad's guns) my house is sturdy and could be turned into a base without a lot of work so i dont think i would do to bad.

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my plan would be barracade the house as best one man could, go to our neerby gunstore (i live in ohio, its called buckeye outdoors) add armor to my dad's work truck so i can be mobile and defensive at the same time. look for survivors and wait for the zombies to rot, eventully create a caravan and save as many people as i could support, and hope for the best

thoadthetoad
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sorry zombie killer, but i simply detest reviewing story missions, try and put it in a list or a plan format saying what you would do if, instead of past tense. Maybe skater will read it but I just can't (it's harder to comprehend for me).

and superawesome, weapons is a good thing to have, but remember that loud things would be generally bad. So of those items I'd pick your compound bow, combat knife, and a machete, as they all have several different uses (marking a path in deep woods, a machete can cut down heavy growth).

As for the plan, gunstores are bottom line a bad idea. Everyone's goign to flud there and they're more than happy to shoot you if they got there first. As for the wait it out part, these zombies live for about 100 years... we do need a new OP, but yeah they live for a long time, hunt by smell and hearing, but their vision is trash. Adding armor to a truck may be a good idea but after full zombification of the world, it's not a good idea s there are traffic crashes everywhere (from people rushing to families, gunstores, etc. etc.), and empty cars everywhere on the road. If you really wanna be mobile try and get a 10 speed or a semi-quiet motorcycle.

and there's maybe 500 people tops alive on the planet, so finding survivors is pretty futile.

the_zombie_killer
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lolz u didnt read a thing of what i wrote XD execpt for a few words

thoadthetoad
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nope, I hated that XD.

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thoad? i thought you quit?

jjdude
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It's pretty simple. Grab a gun,get food, get to the highest building, closing all the doors on the way up, locking them, and camping out at the highest floor. ZOMBIES CAN'T OPEN DOORS, let alone locked ones.
BTW if zombies are disoriented, they will fall down stairs and knock others down with them.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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The zombie killer.

From what I could tell ( the mass clump with no breaks made my head spin) You relied on bombs, which might hurt you, or actually, would hurt you. Those things are in no way safe, and did you say something about haveing other survivors? If so, dont count on that.

thoadthetoad
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It's pretty simple. Grab a gun,get food, get to the highest building, closing all the doors on the way up, locking them, and camping out at the highest floor. ZOMBIES CAN'T OPEN DOORS, let alone locked ones.
BTW if zombies are disoriented, they will fall down stairs and knock others down with them.

the food you got while rushing to the rooftop won't last forever. It's not as simple as you might think. Try making a real plan next time alright, no half-arsing it here :P
thoad? i thought you quit?

generally, but when I saw that I seemed to be the only one who could keep this club active, I intended to make it active again :|
Maverick4
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ohhh i see (i dont but aggreeing just makes my job easier)
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I would camp out in a basement, while amassing ammo, food, and such. The zombies would be forced down a narrow hall, so it would prevent me being flanked, and making the zombies easier to kill, as if i miss one, im gonna hit the next. When i had enough food, ammo, and such, i would make my way to the coast, where i would steal (if nobodys using it, is it still stealing?) a boat, prefarbly a large one, and head to the galapogos islands, where few people would mean that the zombies would all be killed fairly soon, and live off turtles, fish, and iquana's.
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rough, i know, but well...

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what if you were stuck on top of a 2 story building with only 1 days worth of supplys and a michine gun with a lot of ammo? i would fight for my life.

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