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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Rysin
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Sorry, but if you haven't read my profile, I'm not 'Rysin', I'm his friend John, Rysin went to Austria because of his sick grandmother and told me to take over for him while he was gone. So your right, I don't really know anything right now.

Rysin
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I'll join officially right now.

Scenario: I live in a really small district, my dad owns a rifle and I know how to use it. I would bring the rifle, axe, dried food, chlorine tablets, map and take my dad's van. I would head to a nearby dock(It's about 15 KM away)and steal a medium sized boat. Then I would take out my map and look for the nearest uninhabited island and build a wooden cabin there.

MageGrayWolf
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Zombies here are actually suppose to run, not walk.


The OP says these zombies walk.
thoadthetoad
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Zombies here are actually suppose to run, not walk.

Sir, you know nothing of originality. You might as well go up to a bird on the ground and say, "You're supposed to fly, not hop!". That will get you nowhere, going to a thread and leaving a completely meaningless post where you're correcting me about something you know literally nothing about.

This is a club based upon originality, and by the way...

Only rage zombies run, idiot.

*sigh*
anyways, same old junk aside, let's get crackin' to some updates!

I used a journal system on DeviantART in order to make a list of all the current Zombies. So far there are only 3, so if you wanna track down that one mudpuddle virus, "Breeders". If anyone could do that, that'd be absolutely great.
NOTICE TO ALL SURVIVORS
Please, feel free to make a virus! Just make sure you e-mail it to me at: thaodthetoad@yahoo.com.
and the link to the journal featuring all the zombies: Right Here
skater_kid_who_pwns
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I'll join officially right now.


No, no you won't.
thoadthetoad
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I'll join officially right now.

*slaps you across the face and stomps on yer nads*

I just told you that you are NOT, NOT a member. Skater, who is my 2nd in command, told you that you are not, NOT a member.

As such, you are NOT, NOT allowed to make a scenario.

Those who are putting effort into the scenario in order to get in, I am sorry but he is not allowed, and anything turned in would not be validated.
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NOTICE TO ALL SURVIVORS
Please, feel free to make a virus! Just make sure you e-mail it to me at: thaodthetoad@yahoo.com.
and the link to the journal featuring all the zombies: Right Here


Very cool. I may have to come up with a scenario for this thread.
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Look out for:
Zombie humans
Zombie dogs, sheeps, and cats, and birds
Zombie retards
Mutated Zombies
Prego zombies
Muscle head Zombies
Zombie kids

Rules:
1. Beware of small rooms and bathrooms.
2. Double Tap (hitting the zombie twice effectively).
3. Cardio is important.
4. Stay limber.
5. Never be a hero unless in despreate situations.
6. always have a back-up hide out.
7. always have extra ammo and weapons.
8. Always check the backseat
9. Always get a car that has automatic doors.
10. Don't Follow the scary noises
11. Check buildings thoroughly.
12. Obey the half hour rule of never let a friend or companion split up for longer then half an hour (30minutes)
13. Always have a map.
14. Travel lightly VERY lightly, backpacks, or small suitcases.
15. Always find time to reinforce trucks, buses, cars.
16. Don't yell when entering a dark and scary room.
17. When with Companions always Keep watch.
18. Look for weapons often.
19. Always use automatic weapons.
20. STAY ALIVE FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.

TSL3_needed
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Am I in, or do I have to create another plan?

Because I want to submit my virus officially.

thoadthetoad
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Am I in, or do I have to create another plan?

Oh yeah, you're in TSL, but if you want some extra credit you can go ahead and revise it. It's not required though ^^
TSL3_needed
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Awesome!

I'm off to submit my virus! (I wanna be the virus master XD)

HoodHulk58
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lmfao
virus master that sounded so wrong in my mind lol

TSL3_needed
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virus master that sounded so wrong in my mind lol


You must have a wrong mind, because I can't see anything OO.OO
tomthesniper
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OK skater. What was wrong with me presenting what I know about zombie survival? Sure, it's probably been said, but I want to show I do know what I'm talking about.

Scenario: I have to escape a heavily populated residential area with only sharp kitchen knives salvaged from my house. I don't have a driver's liscence, so I am stuck using a bike. However, the only way to escape the city is through downtown, which is overrun. I am royally SCREWED.

HoodHulk58
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I am royally SCREWED.


Yep your SCREWED...But dude the worlds being overrun by Zombies like cops are gonna pull you over for not having a license lol, If it was me id just take a car and do work i can drive even though i aint got a license either.
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