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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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PossibleInstability
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Also, grenades would be greatly ineffective during a zombie apocalypse. Grenades explode and rely on shrapnel to kill people. The chances of one of these pieces of shrapnel going through a zombies skull and into his brain are very slim. Even if it were to land at it's feet and blow half of it up, it would still be alive. This means it can still bite/infect you. Plus in the close quarters of your house there is a chance you'd get hit as well. There's absolutely no point in taking all these unnecessary risks. The only time your grenade would be useful is when you're on the run and there's a mob of zombies behind you, and you use them for crowd control. But I think we've already determined that they don't exist.

Also, Thoad, Skater, I'm just throwing this out there, but I think any claims of guns, explosives and the like should need to have pictures provided to be used in plans. Seeing as how this is an actual survival club, not a creative writing thread. Just a thought, do with it what you will.

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Also, Thoad, Skater, I'm just throwing this out there, but I think any claims of guns, explosives and the like should need to have pictures provided to be used in plans. Seeing as how this is an actual survival club, not a creative writing thread. Just a thought, do with it what you will.


Oh come on. Do you really need me to prove my mom has a 12 gauge shotgun that I can readily access?

Not like I have any ammo for it anyway XD
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Oh come on. Do you really need me to prove my mom has a 12 gauge shotgun that I can readily access?

Not like I have any ammo for it anyway XD


Well then it's about as useful as a crowbar. Well, less useful. This is more for the kids who have 7 guns, 3 kilos of plastic explosive, two tanks, a fighter jet, and an underground stronghold.
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Well then it's about as useful as a crowbar. Well, less useful. This is more for the kids who have 7 guns, 3 kilos of plastic explosive, two tanks, a fighter jet, and an underground stronghold.


Ah okay.

Actually, it's more useful. If used properly (and yes, I do know how to use it) it could crack your head in half.

IDF tactical training videos FTW! XD
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i have the god dang nades. their in a ammo box in his closet, theres a padlock on the dang thing so i cant even open it to take a picture, jeez relax.

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, as well as the guns. Then I want a pictuer of you drinking lemonade with 3 ice cuves, a straw, and giving me the peace sign with your toher hand


i can do that part lol
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i have the god dang nades. their in a ammo box in his closet, theres a padlock on the dang thing so i cant even open it to take a picture, jeez relax.


The plot thickens. If you can't get the box open to take a picture, how do you expect to open the box in the few seconds you have before your family tears you limb from limb?
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the plot does not thicken, why the hell would i use a nade in CQC?? --.--

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Right well, im uploading pictures now to photobucket. i didnt get a pic of the chinese SKS but i did get the shot guns and rifles and hand guns. and the ammo.

if i missed anything let me know and i will get a pic n post it

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Throw one of the hand grenades we have (yes, i have live hand grenades --.-- ) down to the bottomof my stairs to keep anyone from getting up.

the plot does not thicken, why the hell would i use a nade in CQC?? --.--


Also, a single grenade wouldn't blow your staircase apart.
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no but it would prevent someone from getting up. zombies arent exactly good slimbers

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no but it would prevent someone from getting up. zombies arent exactly good slimbers


Maybe, fact is, why would anyone want to camp out for a week in their house? Unless you live in a military base, there is somewhere better, and you should try to get there before everyone's a zombie.
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i live way out in the country man, theres not really anywhere better tog o. like i said in my &quotlan" the zombie level would be low cause i practicly live out here by myself.

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is that enough proof?

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