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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Bjiscuit
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BTW, in many states you CAN own hand-grenades. Federal law says
you must pay a $200 tax per grenade (destructive device), but does
not prohibit you from having them.

just thought i'd through that out there

ComradeWolf
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Alright. That destroys a huge problem in my planning. So if I ever managed to escape if this happened, out on my fellow fishermans trawler, and heading for the northern island chains (only inhabited by like 50 people per island.) a little bit North East of Dominican Republic, where I live, Then I wont have to worry about if we fish for our survival food, that if we eat it we wont die from the zombiism plague. That clears up alot of things...

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Bjiscut. I want pictures with you and those granades, as well as the guns. Then I want a pictuer of you drinking lemonade with 3 ice cuves, a straw, and giving me the peace sign with your toher hand


Only then will I belive you.


Yes...the zombie survival guide. It is a very good thing, but for the sake of fun and challenge we make more then just the viruses in the book.

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lol i never thought this would be this popular

ChianLou
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[/quote] Yes...the zombie survival guide. It is a very good thing, but for the sake of fun and challenge we make more then just the viruses in the book.

Ah, ok. Guess I should really read through the entire posts. Must be fun discussing those topics with people who actually believe in the a zombie invasion.
Guess I'll be up to you in a week...

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Hahaha, Sad thing here, is, that I believe, that one day, my knowledge of zombies will pay off. (looks at Zombie Survival Guide) When I have Children... that is gonna be their bed time story.

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PossibleInstability
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absolutely serious Zombie Survival Guide available.


Good point, by a show of hands, who owns this book?

*raises hand*
ChianLou
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*raises hand*

well, have to confess I only got the german edition.
I'm not quite assured if it's just a translation from the english version or a seperated book.

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I've read it before, but i don't own it.

ComradeWolf
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I persoanlly dont believe a thing like ZOMBIISM could happen, but a thing like the RAGE virus could happen. And it has.


In Haiti, people got a new strain of rabies, a human form of it, where they obviously become aggressive and attack people uncontroallably, and its spread by either direct blood contact or saliva into a vital part of their body. Since the sanitary conditions there, and so much bombing and conflict is still going on there, are really bad, It's no wonder how one infected animal can get their virus mutated to spread to humans.

The virus kills people in about 2 hours- or a day. And they never make it past the border gaurds, since, I iwll sadly say this, but in Dominican Republic, as nice as our country is, we shoot anyone who looks diseased coming from haiti.

Its terrible I know, but if you dont want a pandemic across the globe, then dont complain about it. Its too hard getting medical supplies, since Haiti is our enemy, and they speak french, and its a huge warzone.

PossibleInstability
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and they speak french


Well then, all the more reason to shoot them.
Bjiscuit
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dad wont let me get the grenades. i can mess with the guns aslong as they dont have ammo in them lol

TSL3_needed
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Well then, all the more reason to shoot them.


YES! Not really. But French people smell. Most of the ones I've met are nice, but they really smell really bad.

dad wont let me get the grenades. i can mess with the guns aslong as they dont have ammo in them lol


Then no grenades for you. However, do everything Skater said, but without the grenades, seeing as you obviously don't have them.
ComradeWolf
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The reason I said because they speak french, is because alot of people in Dominican cant understand it. I can, but most of us either speak english or spanish. Not to be racial about it, it just is simply a blunder in communication for us, and really... they are our enemy, so we will kill them. simple as that. If they arent infected and can learn our langauges, then they can come and live in our nation without harrassment, but if they dont qaulify, either you run very quickly or bang.

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The reason I said because they speak french, is because alot of people in Dominican cant understand it. I can, but most of us either speak english or spanish. Not to be racial about it, it just is simply a blunder in communication for us, and really... they are our enemy, so we will kill them. simple as that. If they arent infected and can learn our langauges, then they can come and live in our nation without harrassment, but if they dont qaulify, either you run very quickly or bang.


Good old fashion war. No combat rules to boot.

Just my type XD

Not erally.
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