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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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PossibleInstability
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Don't worry fellas, it will happen with my new Alcotosis variant I just submitted. It won't infect YOU, but your pets, not so much.


You know, I think I just might hate you.
TSL3_needed
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You know, I think I just might hate you.


With the Alcotosis A14-NDC3 you'll be loving me.

It's like your pet is like Sonny. Just a lot better.

But of course, it only happens in .0001% of the infected population.
PossibleInstability
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It's like your pet is like Sonny. Just a lot better.


Ok, run that past me in non-loser flash game language.
TSL3_needed
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Ok, run that past me in non-loser flash game language.


You completely missed the point -.-'
PossibleInstability
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You completely missed the point -.-

Well considering you never actually explained it, yes, I did.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Allright, to clear thgins up. Unless stated otherwise, all starting plans and scenarios will be using the goliath syndrom.

There is a virus that involes animals, but I can not seem to find it.....

Any wyas, you shouldn't have to worry about zombies munching on your pets, becuse your pets are more then fast enough to avoid them. Besides, tehy will go for the bigger score, you.

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Can you give me a grade on my new plan? Here it is:

Hopefully this one is better. Too bad I live in Houston, one of the largest cities in the US. That could be a problem. Anyway, here it is (if you need the direct, detailed plan just ask):

1. Wait it out. Even if it takes a few weeks of scavenging here and there, it will be too dangerous to travel too far out. The marts will be overrun with zombies, and the roads will most likely be blockaded (as you guys said).

2. Get temporary light transport. A large motorcycle be preferred as they tend to have a lot of juice and torque, and also have a lot of cargo space. And remember, this is only temporary. I will hold onto this until I can acquire heavier equipment such as an APC or even a tank, as nowadays both of those are like riding a bike, and that simple too.

3. Find permanent supplies beyond my moms' 12 gauge shotgun and some canned soup and beans; which the canned foods will probably be long gone by that point. Permanent supplies would probably include heavier weaponry that is commonly available, such as AK-47's and high caliber hunting rifles. I would also attempt to acquire some power tools, and (if God isn't pissed at me, Jesus loves me, and the stars align perfectly) even survivors. I would also try to find some water filters, as most on the water 'round here is rather dirty, and running water will be off within a week of the virus spreading massively.

4. Find permanent shelter. This one is a must, and it MUST be outside (and a long way at that) major cities. Such places would be lacking a large amount of windows and me made of concrete. If I get it good I could head to the coast and find some outer lying islands, and Galveston IS an island.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Tsl, i give it a c+ which is not a bad thing. Basically only becuse of the fact that your i nthe city. which can not be helped.

Ah, hell B.

If your gonna go motorcylce go lighter, faster, and quieter.

The only thing I do want to see is a real location. Don't go island please. You just said you owuld look. Have a location in mind.

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The only thing I do want to see is a real location. Don't go island please. You just said you owuld look. Have a location in mind.


The only location I'm familiar with is 1800 miles away. I would prefer somewhere towards the gulf. Somewhere down there. And yes, I shall go island if I can. To be honest I would prefer oil rig. Those are so isolated that if the virus could reach it it would be an act of the devil himself.

And Galveston is an island. A very BIG island.

If your gonna go motorcylce go lighter, faster, and quieter.


Motorcycles aren't going to be quiet no matter what. A 500CC is extremely loud as it is. That's due to the open air and open engine. That's how loud your car engine is, just it's enclosed.

And it doesn't roar. But it's REALLY loud. Maybe not hybrids and electrics though. . . .
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Allright, to clear thgins up. Unless stated otherwise, all starting plans and scenarios will be using the goliath syndrom.

There is a virus that involes animals, but I can not seem to find it.....

Any wyas, you shouldn't have to worry about zombies munching on your pets, becuse your pets are more then fast enough to avoid them. Besides, tehy will go for the bigger score, you.


Thanks that does help to clear things up. Found the Deviant art listing of the viruses. http://thoadthetoad.deviantart.com/journal/27602555/

Would still have to worry about at least one animal, not so much because of the zombies but for the fact he can't survive on his own in the wild. Though might have to chance it at some point.
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There is a virus that involes animals, but I can not seem to find it.....

The hungers attack animals, and the virus works very nicely with them.

Would still have to worry about at least one animal, not so much because of the zombies but for the fact he can't survive on his own in the wild. Though might have to chance it at some point.

Most common house pets/domesticated animals cannot really fend for themselves without having a person to take care of them. They have been bred for the sake of humans, and have lost their feral side.
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i love all the "smart good members" that think they know everything. go ahead and look up to see if it is possibl ein any way to own "legally" a live hand grenade.. go on... i wanna see your smartass comments. since you know nothing im not expecting much.

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080803051949AAP73Gg

Bjiscuit
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LMFAO!!! Yahoo answrs lmao wow.. thats the best you could do?

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I didn't take the time to read through all the posts. So I'm not quite assured if it has already been mentioned. But I'd like to add that there is an absolutely serious Zombie Survival Guide available.

This would easen discussions about facts alot. Although it might take out the fun, so it's only thought as a suggestion.

Anyway, the part about the Zombie's victims describes that they only attack animals if there is absolutely no human resource given. Furthermore those don't even transform into Zombies as the virus kills them.

ps: Sorry about the bad english, I'm a little bit out of practice.

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