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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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TSL3_needed
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Quite surprised you knew enough not to bring the chainsaw. Most people would bring it.


Depending on the circumstances. If you plan on going out The Last Stand style, it would be useful. Of course, you're going to die that way, but still.
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Oh, and I forgot to add something to add to transportation.

My Golf cart: It uses minimal electricity, plus, I live in Peachtree City, GA.(look it up) There's golfcart paths to just about everywhere.

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lol peachtree xD

thats so true man... i havent driven through there once without seeing someone on a golf cart personaly..

thoadthetoad
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good one mate, I rate it 3 naked men, 2 naked girls, and 4 Lolicons outta 10

You mean a mexican carwash outta 10?

also, CV, I like your supply list, all except the prius, as said, there's going to be a lot of traffic violations when people panic. and people panic fairly fast.
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CV. Very well done.

I look forward to seeing your updated (or fisnished rather) plan. Teh only thing lacking from your list is how your going to carry all of thoes things.

Prius....might as park that infront of were ever your staying, becuse your not gonna get far on the roads.

And just to explain.

If your running, that mensa thousands of others will to. Are you going to go a nice 45? Or stop at the stop sings? hell no. Your gonna blaze through, and smash into someone. Leaving the road blocked.

The golf cart paths could be good for later on. seeing as there would be a steady amount of golf carts.

Bjiscuit
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Shun the melee weapons lol, sure you dont have to reload, but you have to be within arms reach of a zombie =/

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Bjiscut, I am farily certain we have already tlaked about the disadvantages of a gun.

There loud, most people don't know how to use them, reloading is dangourous, you have to carry ammo.

So yes....melee is better. If you learn with them good you'll be better off.

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Are the half points midgets or corpses? Either way, if that was a hentai, I'd get beat-off blisters from it.


yeah ther midgets...and dude gross lol
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Shun the melee weapons lol, sure you dont have to reload, but you have to be within arms reach of a zombie =/


I already showed you how melee weapons are useful in almost every single situation.

yeah ther midgets...and dude gross lol


Hot.
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[quote]Shun the melee weapons lol, sure you dont have to reload, but you have to be within arms reach of a zombie =/
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Dude you just gotta be skilled in the art of melee weapons so what if its arms length it just means that you have a better chance of doing work and getting all that anger out...plus if you spend enough time in the house alone watching nothing but samari movies and ninja movies and acting out the moves as much as i have in the past <.< i think you'd be as skilled as myself

I'd be better with a melee weapon cause as many times as i've shot myself in the foot and the a$$ i don't think i'm lucky enough to handle a gun.
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most people don't know how to use them


Point and click. That's how I've taught two of my friends how to shoot a gun.

Anybody can use a gun with decent effectiveness. Can they use it for more than 50 yards? Probably not. However, if you're being chased I'm pretty sure you'll be close enough to splatter a zombies brains all over the pavement.
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but you have to be within arms reach of a zombie


One other thing. If you're punching him, you're within arms reach. If you're holding a sword this doubles your reach. To can kill him before he can lay a finger on you.
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To can kill him before he can lay a finger on you.


Assuming you can swing a 20 pound sword fast enough to kill him.

*cough*
PossibleInstability
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Assuming you can swing a 20 pound sword fast enough to kill him.


Your own fault for using a 20 pound sword.
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Your own fault for using a 20 pound sword.


Unless you want it to break, it's a solid piece of steel.

Trust me. It's like trying to swing a crowbar. It does a lot of damage, but it's dam* slow.

Unless you know how to swing it properly. Otherwise, you're out of luck.
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