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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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PossibleInstability
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Unless you want it to break, it's a solid piece of steel.

Trust me. It's like trying to swing a crowbar. It does a lot of damage, but it's dam* slow.

Unless you know how to swing it properly. Otherwise, you're out of luck.


*cough*Katana*cough*

My #1 zombie killing weapon. As long as sharpening swords is the same as sharpening knives.
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*cough*Katana*cough*

My #1 zombie killing weapon. As long as sharpening swords is the same as sharpening knives.


Katana's are notoriously hard to use.

It's the weird aerodynamics of the curved blade, coupled with the weight. You better be awfully strong and have a lot of endurance.

Also, unless you get a crappy katana, you don't need to sharpen it.
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A Katana weights less then 6 pounds and is 4-5 feet long including the handle and its light weighted when you swing it never bends and believe me it DO WORK

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A Katana weights less then 6 pounds and is 4-5 feet long including the handle and its light weighted when you swing it never bends and believe me it DOES WORK


Tell me where you got the training to actually use one, as it seems you have used one before.

It takes years to learn how to use one effectively. Regardless of how heavy or light it is, it's no use it you cut your own head off in the process.
HoodHulk58
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it DO WORK


First of all its Do Work not Does Work......Watch Rob and Big

Second i have used one my friend has a 1873 blue leather handle Chinese Samari Sword aka katana he can use it and i know how from sing it after watching ninja movies...I'm surprisingly well at it. not a pro but i can kill a zombie with it.
PossibleInstability
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coupled with the weight.


I know, that 5 pounds is a killer.

You better be awfully strong and have a lot of endurance.


Yeah, it's almost as hard as carrying a gun.

Also, unless you get a crappy katana, you don't need to sharpen it.


Dude, I don't live in Japan. I'm probably going to need to sharpen it.
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Second i have used one my friend has a 1873 blue leather handle Chinese Samari Sword aka katana he can use it and i know how from sing it after watching ninja movies...I'm surprisingly well at it. not a pro but i can kill a zombie with it.


But can you rapidly swing, kill everything in your path, block, dodge, parry, and thrust? Without cutting your own head off?

And most people aren't going to have katana's. Face it. They aren't the cheapest things ever, nor do most people care.
PossibleInstability
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But can you rapidly swing, kill everything in your path, block, dodge, parry, and thrust? Without cutting your own head off?


If it's that bad, you're pretty much screwed.

And most people aren't going to have katana's. Face it. They aren't the cheapest things ever, nor do most people care.


Great for them, fact is, you can get them at a store. Sure they aren't the crafted by ancient Japanese masters, but they'll do.
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But can you rapidly swing, kill everything in your path, block, dodge, parry, and thrust? Without cutting your own head off?


Ummmm have we forgotten that were talking about ZOMBIES i dont need to parry or block i just need to dodge, thrust and cut till my arms hurt.
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If you cut off your own head using a sword, you are fail, and have no cornation what so ever.

NOw, If you do happen to get your hadns on a kantana I say go for it.

But remember. Your not gonna go against wave after wave of undead at one time. Expect small groups.

Largest I think would be posible is about 20. Perhaps more if a few nearby groups started chasing on person.

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NOw, If you do happen to get your hadns on a kantana I say go for it.


SEE! I win! They are good

Largest I think would be posible is about 20. Perhaps more if a few nearby groups started chasing on person.


And that's only if you're stupid, or desperate.
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Largest I think would be posible is about 20. Perhaps more if a few nearby groups started chasing on person.


True but i be dam if i have to get threw 20 zombies im black we dont fuk wit sh!t like that anyway i run a 4'9 in football and jog jump on a daily basses so if i run into more then say 11-12 my happy black A$$ is running......im not afraid to admit that when im scared or im running for my life i run faster then a crackhead.
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Yes well that is if your stupid and don't kill a small number of zombies, retreate, kill small number, retreat a bit, and repeat.

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so if i run into more then say 11-12 my happy black A$$ is running......im not afraid to admit that when im scared or im running for my life i run faster then a crackhead.


If you see them, don't book it. You'll get their attention and the attention of others. Try to sneak away. The only time you should ever run is if you are royally f*cked. And I mean royally.
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Yes well that is if your stupid and don't kill a small number of zombies, retreate, kill small number, retreat a bit, and repeat.


Dude that is a awesome way of Zombie attacking with melee...thnk you for posting that.
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