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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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haku, what don't you understand? I iwll awnser anything you may be wondering to the best of my abillity.

Ok, danny, you need to post a plan.

TRU, for plans. You should start in your home, and list what you take, how you will carry it ect. Make your plan as if you were alone!!!!!!! if you can survive by yourself, you will easliy survive with helpfull survivors.

As for your plan, shotguns are horrible, becuse of slow reload, spray, and recoil. Youi need to score a head shot.

Next, how did you get to the church? Where did you find the shotgun? Where did you get the food? Why do you have an ipod?

Danny, a glock is better then nothing. So if you find one, go ahead and pick it up, so long as you can use it without hurting yourself.

Also, Be carefull if you go to a church. Religous people will run there immediatly and tsrat praying. If the infection spreads there, be ready for alot of zombies.

TRUdog
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shotguns are horrible, becuse of slow reload, spray, and recoil.Youi need to score a head shot.

Well how am I supposed to get another gun? I am assuming that the gun store is looted.

Next, how did you get to the church?

Simply walked up there, it's just up the street.
Where did you get the food?

My house.
Where did you find the shotgun?

RAWWWWWWRG!!!! I'm so pissed at you guys!!!!! Did you even READ my post???!!!! It says and I QUOTE-
which I have already gotten a few years BEFORE the invasion :P

DO I NEED TO SAY THIS AGAIN?!?!?!?!
which I have already gotten a few years BEFORE the invasion :P

I'M GONNA SAY THIS ONE MORE TIME!!!!
which I have already gotten A FEW YEARS BEFORE THE invasion!!!!!! :P

There, now I hope you guys understand.

Also, Be carefull if you go to a church. Religous people will run there immediatly and tsrat praying

Who cares?
You should start in your home, and list what you take, how you will carry it ect.

My house is my last resort, because it has ALOT of windows and doors. My family room has 11 windows and two doors. And thats just the family room. And I did list what I took :P

Why do you have an ipod?

AAAAAAAAACK!!!! Was there one thing right with my plan?!
valkery
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Next, how did you get to the church?

Simply walked up the street



How on earth will you accomplish that? There are tons of zombies out side waiting for you. You would get about ten steps and be slaughtered.

Also, Be carefull if you go to a church. Religous people will run there immediatly and start praying

Who cares?


You should, because they will most likely be infected.

Over all I think that you really should think these things through more thouroughly. I am not even a member and I see serious flaws with your plans
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Valkery, untill your a member, please leave that to us, alright?

You still need to make a plan, so you have n oroom to tlak.

trudog, didn't you say origonally you had a hunting rifle and a pistol?

Also, Be carefull if you go to a church. Religous people will run there immediatly and tsrat praying. If the infection spreads there, be ready for alot of zombies

there is the answer to your question.

valkery
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YES! ANSWER SCEANRIOS! YOU MUST DO THAT TO JOIN!


This is your quote in response to one of my scenarios. Talk about being a hypocrite...
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Honestly, do not go to teh church. Unless you absolutely have to, do not go to the church.

The church is a symbol of religion and the Divine right? And when it all hits the fan, and people are eating each other. Most people will not know what is going on, thus, they will panic. Mass hysteria will lead to riots and major panic. Those events will cause people to go find sanctuary in the church, Many will think that those Zombies will not be able to go near teh house of god, etc.

Not only will it attract the masses of normal people, all trying to get into safety, but the huge warms of Zombies as well. It's like this. You stick a few people in a cage, cover them in blood and throw them into a lions den. The end result will not be good. The lions will sooner or later get into the cage.

Same with hospitals, dead people and Zombies do not mix. Nor does the fact that at first all of these 'cuts' and 'attacks' will seem like riots. Treatment will be sought out and soon the place will be overwhelmed.

Bjiscuit
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This is your quote in response to one of my scenarios. Talk about being a hypocrite...


.... idiots, cant live with them, but sure can get rid of them eh skater.

Anyways, he said answer scenarios not create, also, youhave to have a "GOOD" plan... and have a good answer to a scenario.
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How on earth will you accomplish that? There are tons of zombies out side waiting for you. You would get about ten steps and be slaughtered.

This is BEFORE the invasion. *coughBRAINTRUSTcough*
trudog, didn't you say origonally you had a hunting rifle and a pistol?

Honestly, you guys need to read my posts more thoroughly. I said I had a SHOTGUN and a pistol.

And by the way Skater, you told be a hunting rifle and or, any other gun is a lot better than a shotgun. But then a little early someone else said that the gun store will probably be looted and I wouldn't be able to get a gun. I feel like you guys are trying your hardest to NOT let me join.
cplmuffins
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I'm zombie obsessed, this thread is a godsend. (:

TRUdog
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Okay.... let me try ONE more time.

I'm at my house this time. I have a shotgun and a pistol. Yes, yes. I know. A shotgun and a pistol won't do much, but it's all I have. The pistol is hooked to my belt. I have a dull knife in my pocket.
I am camping out in the home office. Which has two doors. And one window. I have gathered some spare boards and nails from the garage. And used them on the window in the office (yes I know it won't hold them much but it will still hold the off a little bit.) I have locked all the windows and doors (yes I am aware this won't do much, but still) and I have shoved furniture (such as couches, tables, chairs, etc.) by all the doors.
I have three jugs of water in the office with me. I have also filled up all the bathtubs, sinks etc. with water, just in case the water stops working. I have emptied out the pantry, and brought all the food in with me. I also have alot of sandwiches and on cold pizza.
I have a cell phone (yes, I know it will stop working eventually because the phone lines will probably stop working) and an extra pair of clothes in my bag. Why do I have an extra pair of clothes? Because I don't want to risk running upstairs and getting extra clothes. I have also set some makeshift trip wire by all windows and doors (I learned how to make tripwire in this book. )

Okay, thats my plan. Now can I get in?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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valkery.

Let me explain something to you.

A plan (which you never made) Should be as if you woke up to a zombie apopcalypse. You have only the weapons on hand, and NO SURVIVORS! Explain where you would go, what you would take, and how you would get there.

You made a story. Not what we need.

This is BEFORE the invasion. *coughBRAINTRUSTcough*


Firstly, mind your manners. second, it is not BEFORE the invasion. Your plan (as I have said many times) Should be as if you woke up to zombie appopcalypse. you have only what you have in your house. You should list what you owuld take, where you would go ect.

AND WITHOUT SURVIVORS!

Honestly, you guys need to read my posts more thoroughly


Its called I got confused, alright? Calm your self down. I get rather mad when people yell at me.

And by the way Skater, you told be a hunting rifle and or, any other gun is a lot better than a shotgun. But then a little early someone else said that the gun store will probably be looted and I wouldn't be able to get a gun. I feel like you guys are trying your hardest to NOT let me join


In response to this, seeing as how I thought you went out of your way for the shotgun, I was justified in what i said.

Now, if you have a shotgun, sure, take it along. It is better then nothing if you need a weapon.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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I'm at my house this time. I have a shotgun and a pistol. Yes, yes. I know. A shotgun and a pistol won't do much, but it's all I have. The pistol is hooked to my belt. I have a dull knife in my pocket.
I am camping out in the home office. Which has two doors. And one window. I have gathered some spare boards and nails from the garage. And used them on the window in the office (yes I know it won't hold them much but it will still hold the off a little bit.) I have locked all the windows and doors (yes I am aware this won't do much, but still) and I have shoved furniture (such as couches, tables, chairs, etc.) by all the doors.
I have three jugs of water in the office with me. I have also filled up all the bathtubs, sinks etc. with water, just in case the water stops working. I have emptied out the pantry, and brought all the food in with me. I also have alot of sandwiches and on cold pizza.
I have a cell phone (yes, I know it will stop working eventually because the phone lines will probably stop working) and an extra pair of clothes in my bag. Why do I have an extra pair of clothes? Because I don't want to risk running upstairs and getting extra clothes. I have also set some makeshift trip wire by all windows and doors (I learned how to make tripwire in this book. )


Alright, well I dont really have a problem with oyur plan, other then yo uwill have to kill the zombies in your home (the ones who used to be your family) And the fact that your plan only covered about 20 minutes of what you would do. You not gonna sit in your office for ever are you?

This plan is much better though.

Next, go back a few pages, to where comrade posted a scenario, and answer it.
CB4
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I'm sorry if this is a bit of a bothersome question, but it was never really clarified (unless i'm just an idiot)

What do i have to do if i would like to join? I understand I would have to make a feasable plan. One that would actually work should there be a zombie appocalypse. Is this all i have to do? DO i have to prove that i can gove constructive criticism to others?

I'm really sorry if these are stupid qustions that were plainly answered.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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CB4, don't worry.

Yes, yo uhave to make a plan, with things that are accesible to you.

You don't have to prove you can give critisim, once your plan works you will be able to give people wanting to join tips.

So make a plan, and we'll rate it!

CB4
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Thanks, i'll get started.

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