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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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KingCheetah
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can i join the club please, i really want to.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Shotguns with silencers? omgwtfbbq, hax0r!!!1


Um.........*pushes hacking for dummys of the desk*

Right..........hacks...........right......

Any how, I can see it now, some poor sap trying to replace a suppresser in a small amount of time. tisk tisk tisk.

Hey voidy, wanna put your zombi knowledge (and our own) To the test? MAke a senario that we have to use our brains for! Give us the number of people we have, what we have, were we are, and a problem to solve, and we will!

P.S. I is da best ats awnserin dem. THEHEH
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Void teach me in the ways of the undead ill do whatever just want to know all about zombie's

Devoidless
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Fine....scenario it is. Haaave fun with it!

Location: Empty house, with everything that you would normally find in a house (such as pots, pans, bedroom stuff, etc.). It is a small two story house with obe set of stairs leading to the second level. There is no basement. The downstairs has a large picture window in the front, and 2 smaller ones on every other wall.

Number of people: Yourself and 3 other survivors.

Equipment: You have a .32 caliber revolver, one other surivor has a .22 hunting rifle, another has a .9mm glock, and the last one has a modern shotgun that fires 00 buckshot. You all have around 15 shots left.

Scenario: You and your group just recently ran into a large group of zombies. After taking out the closest ones, you all run into the afore mentioned house. You now must figure out what to do.(Keep in mind none of you are very skilled with said guns, and can not make a kill shot everytime. Also note that some guns require the correct stance/grip to fire without critical failures happening)

More info: The survivor with the shotgun has a large cut on his arm. It is nothing serious and is not bleeding much at all.

Haaave fun.

thoadthetoad
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First of all, I'll revoke the buckshot survivor of his shotgun, and give him the .9 since it was a close call and you can never be too careful. I'd also keep him in the frontlines, so that way he'd be easy to shoot if he turns zombie, and he'll most likely be able to hit some more targets if he's closer. If he struggle, I'd put the gun to his head. So with the strategy of where everyones going to be, I'd barricade the bottoms of the doors, most likely with funiture, and break a few holes into the door, making a close-range make-shift bunker. If they were to break through by the time the buckshot was gone and the rifle shots were gone, I'd run upstairs with the other survivors (if the one with the cut wasn't all doomed and stuff) and crush the zombies with dressers and other furniture flowing down the stairs. If THAT doesn't take them out, I would get a light, throw a couple of couch cushions out of the window, and jump. With most of the zombies trapped inside the house, and me (and my team) being out, I'd throw the couch cushions by the house and set them on fire. Taking out a group of zombies and burning my trail. Course after I set it on fire I'm gonna make a break for it, because zombies are attracted to light during the night AND day.

ArmorHero
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large cut on his arm. It is nothing serious

XD Oxymoron?

Knowing that it is your general kind of home, there might be some tools. . :

I would take desks, bookshelves, counters, etc. . . and make a barricade. (If there are wood floors I would rip up some wood and barricade the windows. Then I would leave a hole to shoot Zombies (if needed) and hole up there for a while. Wait till its clear, or grab any supplies and ditch through the back door.
thoadthetoad
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it is oxymorinic isn't it? anyways, I put a few new ranks up. A few of you might be wondering: "How do I get these ranks?" It's mainly like a label of your scenario and scenario solving habits. Along with what you seem to be best at.

Devoidless
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Hey, compared to a wave of crazed zombies a large cut on the arm is nothing serious.

I will post my own answer to scenario later on.

Karoc
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You can't get out of zombies if you are surrounded without a weapon. So if you could use a 12 gauge shotgun with 10 bullets. Or would you have an axe?

thoadthetoad
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Karoc, from my sight, you are NOT a member. Meaning you can't start a discussion topic (or at least not officially) and you cannot start a scenario. If you wish to join, read the first few pages/first post. If still unclear please contact me.

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There we were, broad daylight, chased by a horde of zombies. The date is 11/19/12, i don't know why I continue to write i nthis journal, more to keep my self sane then anything else. We came apon a small house...it brought back memories, memories that could never be real again. Ones of bakeing cookies with grandma, playing catch with pa' in the lawn, and helping mom plant the vegtables in spring...but i'm ramboling. We had been in town, there were...o, probably 20 bulidings or so which consisted of a barber shop, a couple bakerys, a grocer, a drug store, a hardware store, but no hunting shop. So we had grabed some head ache pills, as well as some other first aid items. We then went to the grocery store and got a sack full of cans. We grab corn, carrots, beans, and squash. Squash isn't a fovrite of mine, bt if my stomachs full i'm happy. We grabed energy drinks, and a large amount of water bottels. from there i ran into the hardware stored called "henry hammers" Which was kind afunny since the hammer rack was empty. I grabed 4 crowbars, one for each of us. There was me, i had a pair of tight black jeans, with a pair of adio shoes, and a hurley tee shirt as well as a white hurly hat turned back wards so the duck shaded my neck. I had shaggy hair, which hung down to my shoulders o nthe sides, and to my eyes i nthe front. I had found andy next. He had been a forest ranger form idaho...which is why I often teased him about potaoes every time he ate one. "O NO! You just ate a brother!" he had A thick blonde beard, and closed choped hair. (which he recently cut) He had on a pair of faded out blue jeans that were a size to big held on by a belt that was to small for him. he had big strong arms that filled his sleves. Then there was Max, a kid no lder then me. He had allmost no hair now, he had shaved it off a while back, and now prefered it short. He was a slightly plump kid (or had been untill we could harldy find food) And was rather fast. Then there was our little pincess Alexa. She had beautifull long blonde hair, and allways dressed nicely...even though there was nothing nice about were we were going. She was currently wearing a tight sweater vest thing from abercrombi, and a purple long sleeve shirt. She had a pair of tight jeans on, with a pair of brown boats that came half way up her shins. Any how, as i left the store, I heard andy yell my name, And I sprinted over to were he was. There I found him practically throwing Max and alexa into a nerby flat, and unshouldered the shotgun he had been carrying. I threw max 2 crow bars to get the door open with. (one for him, one for ALexa) and got the revolvr out of my belt holster. I checked my pockets for ammo, and I had a good bit, as well as a small emergency only pouch tied around my belt loop. We startted to fire, there was about 37 there, and we managed to kill 17... which wasn't very good considering we fired at least 15 times a peice. Max and alexa suddenly came bursting down the stairs as we were about to go up. They were holding a .22 and a glock, as well as 2 small keys, which belonged to the quads behind the house. we loaded up what we could and rode down the street at the zombies, running over two more. that left us with 18, and only about 15 shots between us. We rode on untill we ran out of gas which only put us about a half-mile from the zombies. we found a small white house, with 2 floors. It had a once fancy yard with now dead flowers every were. Andy ran in first, and thats when I noticed his arm..."Andy....your arm is..." I stamered. "Yeah, I know when I ran that dam son of a bitc* over, it reached out and cut me! I'll be fine once it gets rapped up, but that can wait for now. Your gonna have to fire the shotgun though...I dont know if i can." And with that he tore off into the hosue. He found the kitchen and started pulling pots out of the cabneit. He then placed them on the counter and started pilaging throug hthe drawers for the sharpest knives he could find. After that he found a roll of celaphain wrap and threw it o nthe counter. He then started setting knives i nthe pots so that the points were facing towards the open side, and then streched the celaphain over it, with the knives sticking through, but so that the handel wouldn't fit. he did this 6 times, untill he ran out of knives. In the mean time, me and MAx had been building a barricade in front of the door, and the windows. Alexa had loaded the guns. We were pretty lucky to have he know how to do that. There was 3 left in the shotgun, 5 in the glock, 2 in the .22, and 5 in the revolver. Andy told us all to run up stairs were we then barricaded the stairs. Then the zombies came i nthe group of 18 we had left in town. "When they get under the windows, we drop these pots onto there heads, The knives will go into the brain and destroy it." We just nodded in response, we were to nervous to do anything else. When they got under the windows, thats what we did, and only 4 were succsesfull. That now left 14. We went to the top of the stairs, and started firing on site of them. I crawled down the staeps and killed 2 with one shot, but missed completely with the other. that was 12, alexa managed to kill 3 with the glock which left nine, andy got 2 with the rifel which left seven, and then andy missed all but one shot, leaving us with eight. We quickly searched the up stairs...but didnt find anything that could be used to fight with. Instead, I foun a matress and threw it from a window on to the ground and jumped out on to it. The others followed. We took the guns with us and found a car parked out side...good thing I had swiped the keys i found on the night stand. It wouldn't get us far, at last not the main roads, but while we can stil on farm land, I intend to.

So there you have it. I just made up a number for how many zombies there were, cause I didnt see one...Anyhow, I hope you like it!

Ah, and for anyone who dosn't know, I allways use those 4 characters, and none of them have had to die yet so we have been god.

thoadthetoad
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OH MY BACONJESUS, THAT'S A WALL OF TEXT DUDE.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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You know, to the best of my knowledge jesus was not, and still isn't, made out of bacon. Unless he ended up as a pig.....then i may have eaten him for breakfast this morning.

If I had added for speech, and thoats, it would have been huge. Any how, like my pot idea? huhuuhhuhuhuhuhuh

thoadthetoad
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It is a pretty good Idea, but you shoulda still set the house on fire. Then again, I am the pyro of the Zombie Survivors. Anyways, it's a good plan, using Strongbows characteristics, way to make a blast from the past dude.

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Dude Flamethrowers all the way. Ultimate zombie killing weapon.

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