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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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thoadthetoad
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go 3 pages back.
FLAMETHROWERS ARE THE WORST ZOMBIE WEAPON.
FLAMES, HOWEVER ARE GOOD.
BURN YOUR TRACKS.
LIVE THE LIFE.
STAY ALIVE.
HAVE FUN.

slliM
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*cough*CAPS*cough*

Scenario answer is below!

I'd take the bed from the bedroom and other miscellaneous items and barricade the doors and the big window. I'd also rig the other 2 small windows to where if you pull a string or lever, It will shut the window that has wood barricading it. I would set the dude with the hunting rifle on the roof. I would have the dude with the shotgun and the other guy to start a fire with wood and make them go outside and throw Molotov cocktails at some zombies. After that, They would jump back in and we would pull the levers to shut the windows. The guy with the hunting rifle would save all his bullets till this moment and he would shoot all the zombies he could. When he is done, he would take the shingles off the roof and rub them against the others to make them sharper. He would throw them down at the zombies killing all he could. As this is happening, we will sneak out the back without him knowing, bringing all the supplies we can with us. People are faster than zombies, right? We would try to look for another shelter to live in for a longer time.

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Is absolutely terrible.

thoadthetoad
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I know I overused caps, I didn't notice till I posted, and it is absolutely terrible. Jk, I didn't read it XDDD.

MudPuddle
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Zombies on the loose! What, again! Crud...

Anyway, I would head for the nearby University. Although I would stop at the local K-Mart for a nice 30-06. It can stop most bears, I think it will stop the average zombie.

At the University, I would look for a nice tall building, with a reasonably flat roof. Need a place to grow food. Probably the library.

Books are an amazing resource, for everything from sanitation and medical information, to how to farm, and make or fix things.

Step one, of course, is to clear out the building, step two would be to destroy all the stairwells.

That might sound like a lot of work, but zombies aren't mountain climbers, I think I could get the job down with a good pick, and a couple of hours per stairwell.

And campus buildings all have nice little maps listing all the stairwells.

Now, seeing as I live in a nice modern town, I would gather the components to power my new hideaway. Generators at first, but more to the point, solar and wind powered deices that can be placed around the upper floors of the building.

Not enough power to keep a city going, but enough for my simple needs, and to carry out the plans below.

Easy to imagine a campus library with five, or even six floors. That's a lot of internal water, for starters, though water collection would start on the roof, as well as agriculture. Composting, and human-based fertilizer would also be useful. Waste not, want not. Heck, even urine would be worth collecting, for several uses, especially as a cleaning agent. (Given time to evaporate some, it becomes ammonia.)

As to livestock, small animals, and useful ones, goats, chickens, pigs if I am lucky.

I would avoid shooting at the zombies outside of course, such a ruckus would attract more of them, and there is no end to the number, so I don't expect to end the scourge with a rifle.

The books would help avoid going totally batty. The local campus actual has the equipment to broadcast radio and television. Not sure how useful TV is, but the radio is good.

With luck, and time, I would try and connect as many buildings together across the roof tops. More surface area equals more soil, more sunshine, more wind. This would be after destroying all the first floor stairwells of course. Cautious clensing of the buildings would be required, but I would hope by this time I have lured a few fellow survivors to help with the more laboious tasks.

If we can connect to the dorms, by rope bridge, I imagine, we could have decent living conditions. The cafeteria would probably have some unspoiled food, canned items, beans, rice, the mass quanitites they feed the average student is often made up of such staples. It would also provide the utensils needed to prepare food.

We would spend our spare time building up the stairwell defenses, nto against zombies, but against human mauraders. We would eventually do our best to minimize the number of upwards passages, creating choke points, and kill zones. No sense fooling ourselves into thinking zombies are the only threat, or even the most dangerous one.

Should a break-in occur, or a breakout happen within the area, we would isolate, by cutting bridges, and reclaim as soon as possible. If it is an internal outbreak, that would be fairly easy. If, however, a buildings defenses had overlooked an avenue used by local zombies, that could be more of a task, but I doubt an insurmountable one. Task one would be to find the avenue, and close it proper, to limit the number of internal targets, then lure then to the roof, or to windows, and shoot them.

As we would do our best to make each building self supporting, time would be of little importance.

As the need for a constant defense is quickly eliminated by 'raising our game', so to speak, I feel we could last as long as required, perhaps several generations, but I suspect the powers that be here will find some flaw in my plan.

thoadthetoad
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here's something to do if your in a place that has elevators with a basement floor:
Use tape recorders to lure the zombies into an elevator crevice. Plus, if you have the elevator ALWAYS on the same floor u are, it's a GREAT getaway from hungry zombies.

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Not sure I would want to leave the elevators operating, but I doubt that would be much of a problem. Zombies would destroy local power supplies, lines, etc. pretty quickly, and even with generators and such, it would be difficult to operate something of that size.

Using elevator shafts as a trap/lure is pretty clever though. The tape-recorder idea would be good as an ongoing thing, but if you were someplace with an open elevator shaft, and you had planned ahead, you could run and jump to the far side of the shaft, and watch any and all zombies pursuing you fall in.

As such, having open elevator shafts about could be a great emergency escape tool.

Kudos to you for that one, Thoadthetoad.

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yep, then BURN THE PLACE DOWN! Jk, i'm not that much of a pyro, but if do start to travel, burn the houses you've been in. If there's any inside (like if you have to evac due to a mob of them), they'll burn alive, the light will lead them there and off your trail, and plus, it just plain looks cool XDDD.
Your very well on your way to being a mem, Just need someone to rate your plain, I could, but I'm tired and I wanna talk to my GF.

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Was going to put my own up today, but I am short on time. So a few quick judgements of random stuff I have seen from here on out.

1) Jumping from second story windows is baad. Unless you are a trained SpecOps or the such, you are going to break something. Meaning that you are such an easy target for hungry zombies.

2) Burning the poor house down could work, but what is the point. You potentially could hurt or kill yourselfs and others. The fire would attract zombies for miles, including the direction you are heading. Also, you just ruined a potential safehouse if you need to backtrack(or for fellow survivors out there).

3) Think more tactical. You have a whole house full of goodies to play with. Cleaning agents, cutlery, bed sheets, etc. If you want to survive until the end, think on your toes.

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2) Burning the poor house down could work, but what is the point. You potentially could hurt or kill yourselfs and others. The fire would attract zombies for miles, including the direction you are heading. Also, you just ruined a potential safehouse if you need to backtrack(or for fellow survivors out there).

well yes, but in my plan I intend to travel, so that's why I'd burn the tracks. Sides, it's super unlikely that you would find anyone.
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I free run, jumping from a second story windo wouldn't hurt me at all, you just gotta roll. Yeah the average joe couldn't do it, but you know. i put a mettress down right? it may not be the best landing, but better then nothing yes?

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Ok i have come up with my plan.

Firstly I would like to say that being a Brit i dont have easy access to guns and i certainly dont have them in my home. Here is what i would do. As i have just returned from training exercises i still have my Bergen with me. This is essential. I would raid my fridge and pack as much food and water as i could into it. As a weapon I would fashion a type of spear using a stick some cellotape and a kitchen knife pretty basic I know but that is just for now. Luckily however my car is just outside and a police station with holding cells and an armoury is not 2 mins drive away ( I know it has an armoury because that is where one of the Metropolitan Police's Armed Response Units is based which i found out chatting to a local policeman once). I would floor it all the way there and park right outside the door. I would dash inside with my crude bayonet and find the armoury where i would find several pump action shotguns and some handguns. I would take 1 shotgun and 2 handguns with the holsters and shoulder straps with as much ammunition as i can carry. I would load the weapons and leave the bayonet there, but taking the combat knife with me. I would dash back to the car hand gun at the ready. Once i had reached my car i would drive to a hypermarket that is about 20 mins away from there. There is a petrol station, a garage and a huge food shopping centre there. I would firstly enter the garage (shotgun with shoulderstrap and 2 handguns with me at all times of course), take 3 plastic petrol tank thingys. I would then proceed to the petrol station which is next door to that (20m away) I would fill these up with fuel so i have spare petrol for my car. I would then return to my car and drive right up to the entrance of the shop. I would eneter (guns at the ready of course) and take as much bottled water and canned goods as i could. return to the car. Now i have food,water, fuel and weaponry. I would then proceed drive through the night on the M1 up to my RAF base in Cottesmore for which i have clearence. I would enter the base (guns ready at all times) and enter the barracks. This is a reinforced steel structure, no way the zombies could get in. I would ensure the room was secure eg check windows and sleep in there until morning. When it is light i would go to the radio control tower and trannsmit on all frequencies seeing if there was anyone out there, ( chances are if there were they would be transmitting on military frequencies). If there was a reply I would tell them my situation and plan from there, if not I would go to the mess hall and stock up on even more supplies. I would then go to the weapon store room whgere I would find SA 80s , automatic rifles and ammo. I would also take some grenades, including flashbangs as well as the L96 sniper rifle. I would then take all of this back into the barracks where i would lock the doors and barricade the windows using the binkbeds (cept one for me). I would continue a routine of this everyday transmitting for help and hoping i would eventually.

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ok, before I continue reading the plan I will point out some beginning no-no's.

. Luckily however my car is just outside and a police station with holding cells and an armoury is not 2 mins drive away ( I know it has an armoury because that is where one of the Metropolitan Police's Armed Response Units is based which i found out chatting to a local policeman once). I would floor it all the way there and park right outside the door

the main thing wrong is that your taking off so soon. First of all, every survivor in TOWN is going to be going for the police station and the armory. Since your obviously super-close to a police station, take a regulation handgun and hid in one of the cells with a locked door for a couple days. When those days are over, search for food absolutely ANYWHERE but close. After everything is pretty dead, that's when I'd figure it'd be safest to come out, there won't be lunatics with guns, and some zombies might have guns on them after their dead dead.
(shotgun with shoulderstrap and 2 handguns with me at all times of course)

Most of the club (besides devoidless, whom is being a 'lil stubborn XD) has decided that shotguns are bad, and that handguns aren't favorable. I see that you'll get different weapons later on (l9 is a REALLY powerful gun btw), but unless it's a TOTALLY last-resort weapon and you can't find ANY other, I don't recommend it at all.
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Are we still doing user-scenarios?

'Cuz if I get an answer I've got noe, and want to beceom re-active in this.

slliM
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I'm really glad to hear that theone.

I also might become more active in this than I currently am.

I am gonna make a scenario soon.

MudPuddle
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I was wondering that myself theone99. I put a plan up, and was hoping for comments, critiques, etc, as well as to find out if I have been accepted.

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