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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Bjiscuit
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lol yeah, i would love to see him trying to crush a zombies head with a paper carton or plastic gallon bucket... id pay to watch hat xD

sirfrank
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i would put out a few hundred kegers and while the zombies are drunk we kill their undead butts while drinking beer

Lathus
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C'mon, it'd be really fun

Lathus
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wait a second, aren't zombies pretty much always like a drunk dude?

Lathus
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and another point, isn't it improper to use icecream for any form of violance?
Plus, why waste the beer on the zombies while you can Get drunk, and then start a full-out zombie-biker bar fight.

Lathus
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and just 'cause i'm a nerd doesn't mean you guys have to rub it in.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Lathus, come on dude. Keep your thoughts into one post. No need to post 5 times. It's sloppy and makes the club look like poop.

as for me, I would actually hide inside the doors, or rather, open it half way, and stand behind it. Then, when zombie gets to close you thorow the door open into him, sending him sprawling backwards.

If this failed, or just as a second...I would use icecream as a lubricant under the zombies feet. They steep on it, fall over, and irun like hell.

HoodHulk58
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Hey guys, ummm not sure what scenario we're on somebody give me the page for the current scenario?

skater_kid_who_pwns
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hood, if your to lazy to click through a few pages, your not getting it.

HoodHulk58
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hood, if your to lazy to click through a few pages, your not getting it.

It not being it lazy its called forgetfulness i forgot wht page i last posted but if you going to be rude about it then i find it myself happy?
jkmadman1
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Sure I'll join just give me a day or 2 to make a plan.

sirfrank
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fine i get drunk and kill the zombie prez and while they mourn(yup im alluding to abe)i drop a nuke on their sorry little butts

HoodHulk58
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Sweet i found a awesome quiz from my friend, Check it out its seriously accurate.

Zombie Survival Quiz

re post your grade and total average.
mine was
Z Physical Fitness
A Knowledge
A Experience Rating
C Emotional Status
total...Z+ XD

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I'll answer this Scenario... but its a repeat of whats gone before. I haven't heard a answer for mine yet, but whatever.

I got 2 zombies from one isle, and then I got a zombie near the caved in hole. What I would do, And im going to improvise the Sceanrio. I don't go to Wal Mart or anything. Thats a American store, and im in Dominican. Lets say there is a small ledge/counter thing, where they put frozen food inside. I would jump onto the ledge, and run on it. The zombies would stumble a bit, then I would jump down and kick them as I descended, and made them fly into the glass, Slicing them to peices as they are shattered into the glass on the sides. After that, since the Zombies have glass impaledinto their heads and bodies and would be dead by the brute force of smashing into that glass, I would probably grab some of the Metal rims of the Broken Glass door, and Break it off. Then I have a long Metal Shaft, in which I could keep a zombie at bay or whack one with, and I also have a screwdriver. I don't want to get too close with a zombie, so That metal rim would be good for a longer distance to seperate myself from one of the buggers.

I would run near the hole, where that zombie that is crawling is, and smack his head so its crushed like a watermelon. I would make sure its basically flattened before I move forward. Then I would run up, knowing all the food in walmart is crap and rotten now, and run out of the place.

Stop giving Grocery store/Superstore scenario's. We have seen them repetivly and half of the world deosn't even use stores like that. In my town we don't have a store like that. We have Bait shops and some gun shops, along with other fishing oriented things. Its a harbour town, with a huge market plaza. So really im tired of scenario's like this. Give me something diffrent and new or at least answer the scenario I made before discarding it, and replacing it with a copy.

HoodHulk58
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Oh yeah answering the ice cream scenario:

My answer is to d think quick and react quick the first thing I'd do is get the ice cream and stack it and climb to the top of the aisle then while I'm safe at heights the zombie that was limping would be a quick target, taking that one out with the screwdriver would be easy, after killing that zombie I'm back to the ground on the other aisle now i can pick off the zombies that where feeding easily after they have been caught in the middle of the aisle.

Now assuming that i might be a bit over imaginative and can't kill both zombies at the same time then, after killing the first 2 the other has already come after me now it time to run I'd then run into the aisle where i made the ice cream stake and jump the zombie as it come after me.

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