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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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sirfrank
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and ok i'd eat a brain sandwich and the zombies would attracted to me and id stand behind a spike pit and watch em slowly fall in one by one and since there so stupid they would probably fall in without thinking and after about three thousand guys falling in i'd open a business
and i'd boast that i have over three thousand kills with a guarantee
and i'd tell everyone reading this that all the sentance starters begin in and ha you thought i actually had a plan suckers i have just tricked thee and my plans fool proof

HoodHulk58
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and i'd tell everyone reading this that all the sentance starters begin in and ha you thought i actually had a plan suckers i have just tricked thee and my plans fool proof

You know what I'ma just let Skater handle that one...*calls over skater*
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New plan again, hopefuly i'll pass this time.

First off, Gather supplies from around house and yard. (I.E. Non-perishible food, water, ammo, weapons, firstaid, equipment) I have a lightweight hiking backpack, i would take a couple pounds of food, more water than food, My Leveraction 30-30, 9 MM and ammo, and a crowbar. Obviously stores and gas stations and such would be a no-no because durring the initial panic their sure to be overwhelmed with crazy survivors or zombies or both. For awhile, i'd say a week, I'd stick with looting house and keep being on the move. Using my dads road bike. The reason i'd use a bike instead of an auto mobile would be because of noise reduction, i might use a car until i get into a city so not to attract attention. I know of a gunshop in griffin which is about 30 mi's away and wouldnt tak eme long to get there. My main goal would to be to try to find a silencer for my weapons. Noise attracts zombies as well as people. When i enter into a citty traveling would be harder. Clothing i would wear would be dark/black when in a city or camo when out in the country. There is a millitary base outside of atlanta which would be my goal to reach, but if things are out of control i'd probably try to find somewhere desolate or away form population. I would prabably head to the appalachian trail, (it goes through a few states, mine being one of them) which i still have a map to chowing all the shelter locations and watering areas. my plan would then shift to camping out there making occassional runs into small town, rarely a city only if i desperately needed something, for supplies and medicinal needs. also some equipment as thigns deteriate in time.

sirfrank
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id make a twilight fan girl talk to the zombies about all (number of books)and if that dosent kill em" i have no idea what will

sirfrank
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id put a klondike bar on a platform surrounded by a pit with spikes
muhhahahaahahahahahah

skater_kid_who_pwns
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and replacing it with a copy.


FOR THE LSAT FRICKEN TIME!!! NOT A COPY!!!!!!

Allright, so you want none super store scenarios about places we have never seen, or no little to nothing about.

And we answered your scenario. Maybe not perfectly to your likeing, but none the less we did.

There was no real way out of it, seeing as you can not knock out, or injure the guard in any real way. Sure there are ways you might have a chance, but I think we discussed those for quiet a while did we not?

and ok i'd eat a brain sandwich and the zombies would attracted to me and id stand behind a spike pit and watch em slowly fall in one by one and since there so stupid they would probably fall in without thinking and after about three thousand guys falling in i'd open a business
and i'd boast that i have over three thousand kills with a guarantee
and i'd tell everyone reading this that all the sentance starters begin in and ha you thought i actually had a plan suckers i have just tricked thee and my plans fool proof


Sir frank...could you repeat that in english? And not be a total noob next time? No, I take that back, you don't deserve the rank of noob. You get fail.

Also, your really not funny. I'm not sure why you waste your time breathing.....

Bjiscut. Ok, much better this time, but as for me, Gas stations would be a preety nice place to head for. First off you have shatter proof glass, LOTS of drinks, and a good bit of food. Wethere it is healthy or not. Most also have a basement or a small vault, which can be a nice fall back point.

Then the city....not a good choice my frined. Citys will be one of the biggest places to avoid. Way to many zombies. Such a high consentration of people in a city will cause infection to spread rapidly.

Now for the next question. How will you carry all of your guns/supplies on a bike? Not much storage on one....

I am thinking of letting you i ncause of activity.
Bjiscuit
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How will you carry all of your guns/supplies on a bike? Not much storage on one....


God dangit, good point, i guess i'l just hot wire neighbours motor cycle and see how much i can silence it.

also, the gas station thing, I'd only avoid them for about a week, cause everyone will be in panic mode and freaking out, trying to go in so early would most likely get me hurt.
Bjiscuit
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i guess i'l just hot wire neighbours motor cycle and see how much i can silence it.


note, i dont have to hotwire it, i'l just grab keys --.--
wwiifan
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Uzies and shotguns are always the best thing to carry with you!

Bjiscuit
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Uzies and shotguns are always the best thing to carry with you!
no....
PossibleInstability
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Uzies and shotguns are always the best thing to carry with you!


This is why we have a selection process. Good bye.
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Here's my plan.I will be stationed at my house on my roof.the only way up there is by ladder.I'll raid a gun store for guns and ammo.I'll be fighting them off with the guns.I'll use ice cream to make the ladder and gutters all slippery and they will never be able to get on.I'll shoot the ones that make it if they do.I'll travel to my neighbors house when I run out of ice cream and food.Just keep doing this and I'll be OK.

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For my survival stratagy.

My house is pretty big so barricading the whole house alone would be foolish. Also i live in a realitivly small town so there won't be that many zombies. This is of course assuming my sister and parents,relatives are all dead. First I would move all of the food and neccesities to the secound floor. I would probobaly grab the ladder that i use to change the living room lights and bring it up to the secound floor. Then I would try to break the collapse stairs leading from the first to secound floor. we have plenty of seeds so i could probabaly make a mini garden on the secound floor. for water I could have a large basin to collect water then run it through one of those britanica filters or when those run out boil it. My house/neihborhood is next to a forrest so i may be able to tie a rope bettween a tree in the forest and my house so I could travel back and forth to gather things like wood. For weapons my dad owns a rifle and two compound bows. The bow i'm proficiant in using. Also for melea weapons we have a hatchet, crow bar, and other things you'd find in a shed, exept its in the garage. We also have alot and i mean alot of books for me to read if i get bored which i definetly will.

Ice cream Scenario:uh im not sure if i read it properly but im in an aisle then a zombie appears behind me and the cielling collapses behind me and the 2 zombies eating the corpse is infront of me? if so anyways

I'd climb ontop of the fridges in the frozen food isle getting out of reach of the zombie.then i would run toward the exit

sirfrank
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the ice cream scenerio: so id grab the handle of a door and id rip it off and id kill the zombies

HoodHulk58
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the ice cream scenerio: so id grab the handle of a door and id rip it off and id kill the zombies

Thats might not be a easy thing to do man there's three zombies and the aisle is too narrow you to go beast...they would easily just kill you...For the zombies it would be easy to for him/them to simple overpower you and DO WORK on you face.
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