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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Bjiscuit
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They were hired for a reason. If they're too high strung and unable to follow commands they wouldn't be a gunner.


Well, im tired of argueing lol, can we just agree to disagree?

hey iv'e posted at least 10 times here and i only come on to post on here sometimes so bug off


um.. I've posted like 70 - ish times in here i think, and im still not a member lol...

post's dont get you in, its what you post. I.E. your answer's to scenarios and/or your survival plan.
PossibleInstability
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um.. I've posted like 70 - ish times in here i think, and im still not a member lol...

post's dont get you in, its what you post. I.E. your answer's to scenarios and/or your survival plan.


Exactly, which is why I became a member after like 5 posts.
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Exactly, which is why I became a member after like 5 posts.


Show off... --.-- lol jk

well, I don't think im a member.. not sure.. lol

but anyways, do we get any feedback on our answers to the scenario yet?
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I dont know. These guys take forever. I had to answer 3 scenario's before I got in.

I got one qeustion though. Is this scenario finished? or is it still being discussed? If its not Im going to cook up another one for you hurting units.

Whatever the case.... i'll wait. *Endless Jeaporady Music plays* GAHHHHHHH ANSWER DAMMIT

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Well, As It seems Every one who is going to ansered has, I say feel free to make one.

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You and a friend have found a truck with keys inside and with a half tank of gas. It only has enough room for your supplies(two crates of food) and room for barricading equipment that takes up the rest of the bflat bed your in a parking lot in front of a warehouse (urban area like wal-mart or somthing) and you see a women with a child (7-8 yr old) being chased by a swarm of zombies(30-40), while another swarm has come from the other direction(20 undead) have come out towards you(about 100 yards away including abandoned cars) and the women is(200 yards away) making haste to you guys you only have a Machete and you friend only has a kitchen knife and a small pistol with only 4 bullets...your friend could try to make room in the flat bed but at the paste the other swarm you'll be killed before she gets to you, what would you do and how would you do it?

JESSE41
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OK can i join plz i wont do that again

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Oh dear..... im honestly tired of useless arguments. Really... I came to be a member because I enjoy practising my mind. Plus I get to speak with new people, and keep the least bit of my sanity alive. I don't think all you ****ing retards who just post hateful things on a thread, and are of no importance to the topic, realize how bad **** gets, and instead of whining about it, why not make it better? instead of being a little ****tard to people, why not actually join in the topic, and devise your own tactics and strategy. I am so god **** tired of stupid people. One day in Service, fighting in Haiti will do you good. It will show you really how insane things can be, and you will appreciate peaceful topic and competition. Not that this topic is peaceful, but for the msot part, we are all on the same side, we are all friendly, and supportive of each other's strategies. Now honestly go get a tooth rammed in your eye or be polite and actually give respect out to people and stop being such a asswipe.

Mindscrew. That was formal diction but there was nothing respectful about it. TO either sides of an argument.

Also, as far as scenario responses, you just need one in order to get halfway in the club. Btw, bijuiscuit, as I remember you're not in because the plan was flawed, but maybe me and skater missed it. you can e-mail me at thoadthetoad@yahoo.com for faster results. Scenario results are generally critiqued by anyone.

Jesse, I want your poon, but sorry, you can't just join by asking. You have to make a plan and then answer a scenario. Or just make a plan. Depending on the grade me or skater_kid_who_pwns gives you, you'll be let in or pushed back.

also, hoodhulk, how far into it are you? And is she hot, like a "omgI'dttlytapthat" kinda hot?
PossibleInstability
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DUDE! THE ZTF! Wow, that reminds me of the ZFT from Fringe. I love Fringe/

sirfrank
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[quote]DUDE! THE ZTF! Wow, that reminds me of the ZFT from Fringe. I love Fringe[quote]

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oops i'm sorry i forgot to say what i meant to say so i say to instability:who the heck are you talking about and sorry again i don't mean to spam because spam is bad

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DUDE! THE ZTF! Wow, that reminds me of the ZFT from Fringe. I love Fringe


Sirfrank copy fail.

You and a friend have found a truck with keys inside and with a half tank of gas. It only has enough room for your supplies(two crates of food) and room for barricading equipment that takes up the rest of the bflat bed your in a parking lot in front of a warehouse (urban area like wal-mart or somthing) and you see a women with a child (7-8 yr old) being chased by a swarm of zombies(30-40), while another swarm has come from the other direction(20 undead) have come out towards you(about 100 yards away including abandoned cars) and the women is(200 yards away) making haste to you guys you only have a Machete and you friend only has a kitchen knife and a small pistol with only 4 bullets...your friend could try to make room in the flat bed but at the paste the other swarm you'll be killed before she gets to you, what would you do and how would you do it?


"Alright Chris, is that everything?" I took my hat off my head and scratched my head. I was skinny. far skinnier then I had ever been, wearing tight fitting jeans, and a Leather jacket over top of a White T-shirt.
"Seems like it. You wanna see if we can't get into anyother cars?" Chris motioned with his head to the parking lot around us. He was wearing Motorcylce leathers, complete with helmet.

"No, I juust wanna get out of here, and back home."
"Alright, your choice. You driving?"
"Well, I never got my drivers liscence. Probably better if you do."

"Help me!" A women was yelling from a couple hundred feet out in the parking lot. she was caring a screaming child in her arms.

"Chris! We gotta help her"
"Get in!" He ran around the other side of the truck and jumped in, slamming the key into the igniton. The truck roared with life.

"What do you have in mind?" I asked, as I jumped into the pasanger seat and we took off towards the women.
"Roll the window down all the way. When we get close, sit in the window, and elt those two up here." He ordered.

I did as I was told. I got positioned on the window, and Chris slammed the truck into the closest zombies. We drew close to the women putting the truck between Her and the zombies.

"Get in!" I screamed!
"Thank you so much! The women yelled. She jumped into the truck, sending the kid in front of here. I told her to grab my feet to hold me in the truck. Then use my hands to hold onto the side mirror, or what ever else I could.

Then, simply drive off to a safer location.

That should work......Any one wanna fix my plan?
PossibleInstability
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That should work......Any one wanna fix my plan?


Try not to hit to many zombies, you don't want to slow down enough for them to attack you. Also, grabbing two people while hanging out the window of a driving truck and pulling them inside is harder than it sounds. And it doesn't sound easy. Other than that, it's good.

My Answer:

Look out for number one. It sounds harsh, but a woman and a little kid are of no help to us. They'll slow us down, probably aren't the smartest (I mean, they managed to get chased by a mob of zombies with no weapons to defend themselves. I mean, come on), and it puts us at risk to try and save them. Get in the truck and drive in the other direction. That's all.
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Well, no. I ment stop. And let them in. haha. NIce catch though.

Yes, probably should avoid hitting them. Only if I need to.

Well there are zombies comeing from the other direction Mr.

PossibleInstability
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Well, no. I ment stop. And let them in. haha. NIce catch though.


Okay, I don't recommend it though.

Yes, probably should avoid hitting them. Only if I need to.

Chris slammed the truck into the closest zombies.


*cough*

Well there are zombies comeing from the other direction Mr.


OOOOOOOOOOOOH. I totally misread. I thought it meant from- know what, I'll use a picture to explain.

Well, that's not working. I'll explain later, point is, I didn't get what he was saying.
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