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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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sirfrank
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hmm good scenario uh
well i'd just jump in the truck and go as fast as i can like i don't want a winy kid and two mouths to feed

Upsilon
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Um...


Copy everything Will Smith does in I Am Legend?

Btw whats the best thing to be if you are being attacked by a bunch of zombies?

A) A judo master
B) A commando riding in an M-19 Abrahms
C) Another zombie

PossibleInstability
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Copy everything Will Smith does in I Am Legend?


Blow yourself to smithereens? No thanks.

Btw whats the best thing to be if you are being attacked by a bunch of zombies?


A) Somewhat useless. Probably the best choice since you are a basic person.

B) I'm pretty sure Abrahms isn't a word.

C) This is what we're trying to avoid.

I'll go with A, even if it doesn't really give you an edge.
sirfrank
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duh b i got a gun and it'a a cool gun so totally b

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C obviously. I know its exactly what we are trying not to be, but really, a zombie wont eat another zombie. Or if I were a zombie, I would eat that zombie!

ROARS I EATS ZOMBIES ARRGGGHHH* Bites off the head of a zombie and speads it out*


Man I needed to do that.
hmmm... I don't know if the Scenario ended... but hey... you said this is the zombie SURVIVAL club. I don't remember any rules of you being a zombie.

I'll make a Scenario, where.. you are a zombie (I'll make exceptiosn so you aren't Golaith he me to do stupid. I'll probably use the Moss virus.)


Alright.

You are in a Apartment. Dead centre in the city.
You wake up from your bed, and you find this purple/Indigo weird fleshy moss growing on you. You get up, and you see a ton of decomposed, zombified people, wandering the halls. However, they seem to be a diffrent Zombie disease. Golaith Virus.

You on the other hand, have the Moss Parasite.
You look in them irror, your eyes are blackened, your skin wrinkled, and it is a pale variation of yellow, you also have the skin on your left cheek rotted.
You are in Pajama's.

As the zombies see you get up, they run over, and are hostile.

However, you jump out the window, onto a Metal Staircase. You run down, and you see 7 zombies below. You also see a man with a revolver and a Tennis Racket.

Remember.. you are infected with the Moss parasite. You can still think, and do what humans can do, but go back to the refresher on moss Parasitiasm to know what to do.


WHAT DO YOU DO?!

500112
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zombies are pimpin

500112
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i wouldnt mind being a zombie that would be coolio

500112
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i just love zombies they make good games and movies

Flagon
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Triple post? C'mon, man. Even double posts are frowned upon. This easily could've been just one post, even though all of it put together doesn't really contribute to the thread.

sirfrank
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guys a/b which is better?for a zombies can still feel pain but b your not having a chance of getting bitten

PossibleInstability
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Please, for god's sake. If you are using a non-Goliath strain you must post the link to the description.

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Zombies are not real. ya i said it.

Upsilon
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Gold - Squire


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Copy everything Will Smith does in I Am Legend?

Blow yourself to smithereens? No thanks.

Btw whats the best thing to be if you are being attacked by a bunch of zombies?

A) Somewhat useless. Probably the best choice since you are a basic person.

B) I'm pretty sure Abrahms isn't a word.

C) This is what we're trying to avoid.

I'll go with A, even if it doesn't really give you an edge.


First of all, Abrahms is the largest and most powerful tank in the world. Second of all, zombies dont eat zombies = to your benefit if you chose C. Just FYI.
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Bradelys are pretty sweet too m8.

Hey, Thoad, can I try and join again please? And on my last attempt, maby I should have stressed this, but the basements in my region dont even have windows, there more like really big cellars...

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First of all, Abrahms is the largest and most powerful tank in the world.


Oh, I'm pretty sure you mean the Abrams, not the Abrahms.

Second of all, zombies dont eat zombies = to your benefit if you chose C.


Yeah, but YOU'RE A F*CKING ZOMBIE!

Just FYI.


You cocky little b*stard.
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