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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Bjiscuit
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You cocky little b*stard


Someone having a bad day? lol

I'd go with A or B

The whole point to this club is to survive from becomming a zombie... also, if you were a zombie, most likely you'll die in a few hours do to some survivor killing you...

and also
YOU'RE A F*CKING ZOMBIE!
nuf said.
PossibleInstability
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Someone having a bad day? lol


That's me on a good day. Now TODAY, yeah, it's been s*itty.
LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Ahhh, the good ol' Zombie Survival thread. Brings back memories..... Are my old chumps still about?

xD

Aether
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Ok...CROWBAR...You can swing it, stab it, break into stuff with it; but it doesn't need petrol/diesel/kerosene and it can't jam or break down...
As for transport...a bike, or sk8bord, again, never runs outta fuel and you can just keep going...unless your chain breaks...
...then your pretty f***ed...
That's my plan...hope it works; zombie attacks are getting pretty frequent, only last month we had to exterminate a whole county on account of zombies...

Aether
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VIRUS
When zombies attack, people will all be like: "Awesome! Where's my shotgun? BOOM; headshot! BOOM; headshot! BOOM; headshot!"
The papers would read: "Zombies roam the earth!"
Next day: "No, its ok, we got 'em all!"
BUT, that only if the movies are correct; what if bites don;t infect you!? What if the blood infects you?
People would be there: "B00M; headshot! Don't I pwn ubar l33t hax roxarz boxarz wtf lol omg !???"
...And letting the blood spatter them: [south american accent]"AWE YEAH! I didnt get bit not once! Look at this bloo- euwww...Greuuagh? GREEUUUUUAGHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
Thats my virus; be careful with your headshots, it could be suicide!

HoodHulk58
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Hey guys im back after a long connection error...but anyways

@upsilon
Really did you even watch the movie I am Legend?
No i didnt copy anything from that movie.
HOW? in i am legend they arent zombies, they cant go out in the day and they have massive speed and jumping powers

in mine they are zombies, in the day time, and are being out run by a women and a 8yr old kid...no resemblence!
plus if i was copying, it would have been my guy was a scientist in new york and had a dog...instead

two guys with a truck loading up with a women and child running to seek safety with two zombie swarns attacking them from two different sides.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Do my eyes lie to me? NO! It really is Blaze! Welcome back buddy!

I don't see much of a point of choosing A B or C.

Being a zombie....points for creativity. But I don't feel like doing it at this moment.

Bikes are good, but skateboards are rather dangourous.

HoodHulk58
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Im go with A and B why i just have a feeling that those are better.

Plus If you where a playing as a zombie would you eat somebody to keep playing along???

ZeroComp
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I vote coming up with ideas if you were a zombie how would you infect the world

HoodHulk58
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that has already been done by me and skater and others i cant member...it ended pretty quickly

but so nobodies posting the same thing as before.
Just attack small crowds and turn them then into zombies. for a while then go into public areas and blah blah blah kill kill kill scream scream scream blah blah blah the world is consumed by zombies. THE END

Bjiscuit
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That's me on a good day. Now TODAY, yeah, it's been s*itty.


either way it was still ammusing
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well, if you were a zombie, you owuld never know. You would be dead. The parasite would be the only thing keeping you alive.

GUYS! Stop talking about "if you were a zombie" Becuse the club is about zombie SURVIVAL!

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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Yes, it is really me Skater. And I see I have made a typo already. 'Chumps' was supposed to be 'Chums'. No offense meant. (Thank you for the welcome)

From the last two pages, it seems as if this thread has drifted off topic. (In hand) So lets start this up again shall we?

thoadthetoad
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Aether, I'm sorry to say but you didn't make a virus OR a plan.

Here's a simple formula for both:
Plan:
-List of what you have and what you'll carry it in
-Point A
-Transportation
-Point B
-How'll you'll get there, and why it will allow you to survive for teh rest of your days.

LiL_GaNgSta_BlAzE
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This thread keeps being pushed onto the second page. I see, many people don't swing much now'a days?

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Scenario
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You are trapped in an apartment complex. Your room is on the seventh floor. Your pretty high off the ground. But you can hear them coming, trying to bang on doors in the floors below. Many people on the seventh floor are safe, alongside you for the time being. The zombies have still not made it up, but nothing is to sure. There are some who want to make sure they don't get up to the seventh floor. But most think hiding in their rooms is safer. They lock all doors and refuse to come outside.

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Characters
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Bill: Bill is a bull of a man, and carries a 9MM pistol with him. He has two ammo clips not counting the three in his pocket and one in the gun. Though it's been ages since he last went out on the range. Sure enough, he's the only one that knows enough on how to shoot a head shot.

Carl: Carl is one of the last people to escape the second floor. How he made it, is of mystery, but he sure as hell did make it. He brought with him a bat, none the less a wooden one that has a few cracks in it. He also has a liter, and a few smokes.

Cliff: Cliff is the local fireman. He has great strength and knowledge of the apartment complex, since it's his job to check for any faults within the apartments. He has an Axe, and a metal crowbar. Food is stored in his house, but what's special is that the food he has stored is canned food. (Most of it anyway) He also has fuel stored in his apartment.

Emily: She, is only eleven years old. Her parents are nowhere to be seen. She last saw them, getting them ready for the swimming pool, down on the first floor. But that's the last she heard from them. She managed to run back to her room as soon as the trouble started. She has with her a lolipop.....

What will you do?

*Remember, you all have apartments on the seventh floor, except for Carl. Only one of you knows how to shoot a gun with proper aim, and only one of you has that gun. The rest are armed with mêlée weapons. You cannot get out of the building through the stairs below. For they are under attack. How will you keep them (Zombies) at bay?

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