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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Lathus
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as soon as you open the door you realize that the store and surrounding area is swarming with zombies.

I mean the bathroom door.
CatonaRock
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This must be the single most commented thread on AG. I mean, the rules aren't even until page 144!

Lathus
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stop spamming and say something intlligent, or leave.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Lathus. Nice scenaraio.....I think, but your not allowed to make those yet...your not a memeber.

Lathus
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cummon! I've posted three stinkin plans, two answers to scenarios, and i'm not a member?

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Ok my attempt at making a more detailed survival plan
First I would get the key to the gun safe, the key is in my parents safe.
I would grab the 9mm the 30/30 and some ammo. I would then take my water purifier and clothes, and put them in my back pack, then I would run outside, picking up a cane knife and my bike. I would then bike to Lake Pontchartrain about 30 mi.(I can do this as I run cross country and have biked that far before) when I got there I would take my grandfatherâs boat, I have the keys, and drive to our camp. When I get to the camp I would burn the bridge that links the camp to the side of the bayou, thus making the camp only accessible by water. I would then turn on the radio, hand cranked, to listen for news. I could then live by the
Hunting and fishing. I would use a pirogue instead of the flatboat I drove in on, so I would conserve gas.
I would plan on just waiting out for as long as I could till I was found out by zombies, or more likely people.
please rate and tell me how i will die.

Riou1231
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Okay first of all... Why would you even USE the bathroom? I mean it's a zombie apocalypse for peep's sake, Just pee in a freaking bottle or bag, I'd rather pee in the car rather than with those flesh-eating monsters.

Lathus
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pay more attention to the scenario. you didn't know that there where zombies.

Riou1231
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Oh sure... Like any place wouldn't be infested with flesh-eating monsters...

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Anyways... Here's my solution.

I take one of the baseball bats, Preferably a metal one. Then whack any zombies near me, Then i check if there are windows in the bathroom, If there are bash the glass and jump out and run to the car whacking any zombies in the head that are in the way. If there aren't any windows I'll just have to fight my way through making sure not to get bitten/scratched. If there are too many i take one of the wooden baseball bats and set it ablaze with my lighter. Voila, Flaming Baseball Bat ala Destruction. Flail it around the zombies to try and intimidate them, But alas zombies are stupid... So just shove it up ones throat and watch the fireworks as i bash my way through the crowds of zombies.

dakota1431
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hey ill join i actually think about this stuff all the time lol

Lathus
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I take one of the baseball bats, Preferably a metal one.


Actually, you'd wanna stay away from metal bats. They're really thin. you could easily break them on nearly anything. and that's why in any zombie game you play, (L4D, Dead Rising, etc.) You can only find wooden ones. they're thicker, heavier, and easier to do damage with. trust me, when in doubt of thickness, always take the wooden one.
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wow 5 posts in a row....

and you guys cant just join, you have to be accepted by a leader/member

the_manta
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i would just take the keys for my dads 300C hemi


How much mileage does it get? What's the horsepower?

and id drive to some random place away from everything


Okay... specific, bro. The place needs to be scarcely populated.
but on the way there id rob the gun stores and grocery stores


This is after a zombie outbreak. The odds of there still being guns left at the gun store and groceries at the grocery store are...
well, almost zip.

and find my family if they were still alive especially my neice


Again, zombie outbreak. Sorry bro, your only objective is to survive. You don't want to go out of your way to find the, because odds are that they've been infected.

and try to find gas everyonenc in a while


Bad. Stock up on as much as you can now, you don't want to get out of the car once you've started moving.

then start drivin to like to the air base in canada (i have a
vague idea ware that is)


Again, bad. You need to know exACTLY where it is. And do you even know how to fly? Or that all the planes are still there? And how far away is it, you need to find a place that's somewhat nearby so you can sort out your next plan and shelter.
now thats a genius plan


*cough*

Knowing skater, I highly doubt he'll let you join.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Holy hell. ONe post will suffice massacre. No need for all of that.

oh and i live in a town with a very small population and most everybody will be ded


If there dead, your more likely to be dead. Don't be over confident.

oh and my car has 250 to 350 horse power and i can try to find any of my family


That is a loud car i'm guesseing. And a gaw guzzler. Not the best seeing as gas will be impossible to get.

Not to mention the fact that roads will be so blocked and congeted you will get no were fast.....or at all.

And if every one in your town is dead, chances are your family is dead as well. And why is your neice so special to you? Does she have any skills or do you just like ehr the ebst? If it is that you like her, DO NOT go and find her. Chances are if she is dead it will schock you into depression, which in that sittuatuion would kill you.



dude i live in canada theres alot of mountains i could go up


Good job, you can climb a mountain. But chances are if there are no people on the mountain to begin with, and therefor no zombies, sustaining life on top of said mountain will be incredible hard.

O, BTW. Learn to use capitalization and punctuation.

This club is for intelligent people to test there minds and knowledge. As well as increase writing skill....
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