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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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Bjiscuit
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Oh, and fyi, im not a member, im just an active non-member. =)

AlphaJmon
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id just get a crowbar and a nice bike. you dont run out of ammo or fuel. and a crowbar can do anything. and ducktape. LOTs of ducktape

Riou1231
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So... Do i get to join the club?

Lathus
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i've been askin that for what, three months now. a few days ain't gettin anyone anywhere UNLESS your plan miraculously isn't COMPLETELY TORN APART by possible instability.

Bjiscuit
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UNLESS your plan miraculously isn't COMPLETELY TORN APART by possible instability.


Well if you make a good plan, and make your writing eledgible then you can get in ^^,
Lathus
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Well if you make a good plan, and make your writing eledgible then you can get in ^^,


Why do the members have to be so vague about this?
Bjiscuit
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Why do the members have to be so vague about this?


Vague? There isn't anything partuclury vague about it, its as simple as that. Learn from the members when they criticize your plan and improve.
Lathus
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its as simple as that.Learn from the members when they criticize your plan and improve.


Its kind of hard to improve when every scenario covers a different area of survival.
Bjiscuit
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Its kind of hard to improve when every scenario covers a different area of survival.


oh.. i was talking about your main survival plan... but it still applies.
thoadthetoad
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Lathus, the reason why we tear your plans apart is to make them overall better.

If you don't want PI to rip apart your plan, follow his tips and instructions...

If he isn't giving you tips/instructions, than I'll make sure to tell him to do so. As it's his (and mine, and skater's) job.

thisisnotanalt
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Awwwwww, I like ripping apart plans toooooooo! I just don't do it very often :P

the_manta
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UNLESS your plan miraculously isn't COMPLETELY TORN APART by possible instability.


Who has been permabanned, I think.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Who has been permabanned, I think.


D: He will be back though, I'm possitive! (YOU BETTER!)

Any ways....bjiscut, your very close....

Lathus, no one like a whiner.

Riou, make a plan about were you woud go, what you would do ect.

Then answer a scenario.

Some one make a scenario.
the_manta
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D: He will be back though, I'm possitive! (YOU BETTER!)


He will return, named "ArguablyPsychotic!"

And I might as well make a scenario...

You wake up one day and look out the window. It's a beautiful day; the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the zombies are feasting upon the innards of he living... dear God. You let out a scream, still too asleep to recall your zombie fighting and defense tactics. As expected, this attracts the zombies to your location. You can't stay in your house, there are too many grounded windows, and you can't just make a break for it, as the zombie horde is simply too huge. you look around the house and take a look at the mob from several angles before concluding that there is no break in the crowd, but you need to get to the car. You don't have any guns at hand, so you use some of the things at the front door to make a makeshift weapon/shield/etc. You'll need to think fast, the zombies are closing in on you from the other rooms.

The items at the door are:
An umbrella
A hat rack
Some lighter fluid
Your small toolbox, containing:
A flint lighter
Some screwdrivers
A small wrench
A small hammer
A leash belonging to your sister
And the car keys

What do you do?
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Not so good, maybe.
Cenere
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Jeez Manta, you want me killed or something??!
And I don't know if I am too sleepy to get this right, but... Uhm, hat rack, if it is what I imagine, is a somewhat good weapon, and that along with the umbrella as a makeshift shield (I do hope there isn't too long a way from the door to the car). What bothers me the most, though, is the part about getting into the car. Sure, you can break some heads and push some zombs away, even put them on fire, but how do you do that while opening the door and getting inside without getting nommed on > >

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