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thoadthetoad
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This is a completely serious club, people who make a decent enough plan will be able to comment and review other plans. Here is some zombie info.

run/walk: they walk

scream/groan: they groan

day/night: All da time babey!

what they attack: EVERYTHING THEY HEAR, OR THAT MOVES!

survivors: very very little, like near 100-1000 people on EARTH

guns: This is real time, being your neighboorhood and everything, you have all the resources you have in your house.

cure: there is none.

where to go: so long as you have a plan to get their, go for it.

how much you can carry: AGAIN, THIS IS REAL TIME

family members: theres a high chance they are zombehs too.
able to join: if you didn't read, just make a good plan.

durability: they can take ALOT of damage, worse than playing last stand 2 with just a pistol for the entire game when the zombies have twice as much life.

doors: they can't work a doorhandle for the mostpart of their brain is already rotted
I am still making my plan right now, but I think some of you can do it. Let the zombie surviving begin!

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skater_kid_who_pwns
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Well it controls all body function. Blood no longer curculates, and pain is not felt...they still need oxygen and food. The chance of floating zombies finding you and posing a threat to you are very slim. You would hav to be extremly unobsurvant to not see a zombie floating up to your 'island'.

Ah, well moegreche was posting here.....I can't remember when that was though...

Devoidless
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If blood not longer circulates, then oxygen flow could not happen. The blood is what carries oxygen through the entire body. So...yeah.

Also, considering that the blood is no longer flowing, the actual need to eat is not there. No blood means no way for the food to get its nutrients into the muscles and brain. In all truth, every organ would fall into a state of atrophy and be nonfuntional. Traditional zombies do not need to eat, but the reptillian part of the brain(most basic part) still has the impulse for food despite it having no actual bearing on the system.

Just saying. XD

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Well these are zombies, there is no need for the blood to flow, becuse they are like adapted or something so that it only needs to go to the virus which I imagine would control the breathing so the airway most likely goes to the parasite. The brain does not really operate, the parasite just uses it to comand ars and legs and such by use of the muscels.

It's odd, most people are just like shot em' wit a shot gun. ahaah

I am not used to awnsering all these questions, but i do enjoy it.

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Haha, I have been deep into the zombie field for nearly 10 years now. XD

The thing is, if the blood is not pumping, these kind of zombies in question would only have a very limited funtional time.

Let's just assume that through some method they have the ability to move around and get oxygen along with other materials to the parasite. How it is down, we do not know or care. They are freaking zombies after all.
However, it would only be a matter of time before the blood totally coagulates and hardens up. This would render the zombie usless for quite a long time, until the blood itself broke down. Then the limbs would be able to move freely once again.

Going on the topic of limited movement...There would also be a more immediate freezing of movement. Not too long after death, the zombie muscles would seize up due to rigamortis. This would pass in another few hours.

So overall, these zombies would have a short down time mere hours after dieing and another longer one perhaps days later which would last potentially for days. Yet before and after each session they would be free to move about as the please.

/zombie buff

^_^

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Christ voidy, you just made me look up like elevinty words! lol, but I can see you know your stuff, just remember this is thoads virus so wether it makes sense or not, what he says goes. :-)

Well, now for a scenario, I made this one long long ago, but couldn't think of a new one, so am rycycling and saveing the enviorment.

!!!!!!!!!!!SCENARIO!!!!!!!!!!!

It is dark out, your soaking wet from the hard down pour that just came through. Sadly, rin isn't the best conditions to fight of a horde of flesh eating zombies in, your group.....has been bitten, and you killed them before running to save yourself. That sight i still in your head, of them falling over to the ground, zombies biteing away at them. You decided to go to the athletic feild nearby. It is a brand new place with large cast iron gates, 10 foot high brick walls around the perimiter, Food, clothes, and a warm building. But as you finally slumped against the fence you just climbed a bullet exploded off the concret a few feet away. You looked up toward the bleachers, there a group of survivors, 2 teenage boys, 3 teenage girls, and 3 dogs. Were all satnding staring at you. ONe of them who apperad to be the leader was holding a rifle i nhis hands aiming for his next shoot. Luckly for you he had terible aim and shoot above your head. You won't have time to climb back out. You could try to fight them, but killing that many survivors......it would be messed up. So how do you survive?

thoadthetoad
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enough of the zombie to float discussion, I got another one that will make you want to blow your brains out.
Debate thesis thing:

Flamethrowers are great weapons against a zombie.

I am - against

who wants to go FOR?

skater, sorry I didn't answer your scenario, I'm just kinda sleepy for some reason.

thoadthetoad
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sorry for the double post, but I'd just like to say that there is now a NEW Rank and a new member/member of the month. Devoidless, you really impressed me.

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Hahah, would someone really for the flamethrowers on this one?

Not to dissuade anyone. Just saying. ^_^

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Well, I think it depends if they are oil covered or not. The regular flame may not light them as well, but if they are covered in oil, they will light, then the oil will seep into them, thus burning them.

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Fiiine...make me jump in on the discussion. ^_^

Zombie+Flamethrower=Bad. Why?

As a general rule, zombies do not feel pain. So lighting them on fire with a napalm substance means that you are just going to have a flaming zombie coming at you. As if zombies were not bad enough.

Another thing is that inorder to kill the zombie, you must severely damage the brain. Flamethrowers can not do that, atleast not for a long while. So, as said, flaming zombies are super bad.

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another way that seemingly ALL of you are forgetting, YOU CAN ALSO KILL THE PARASITE!!! Even though flamethrowers ARE bad, setting fire to buildings would still be effective, because the parasite would probably be burnt to death after about 2 minutes while incased in flame, it's like baking a parasite! but otherwise, with the conventional zombie, it is a terrible and overall stupid idea XD.

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I think agains anyone using a flamethrower is a bad idea...

You might accidentally kill yourself when you use the flamethrower on any zombie.

Reasons:

Reason 1. You could catch the area that you are in on fire, which is just as dangerous as any zombie.

Reason 2. You probably won't burn the zombie fast enough no matter how fast and hot you shoot out your flames.

Reason 3. Flames give off light. Zombies are attracted to light. They will come toward the light if they see one, creating a bigger problem than you are already facing.

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find my local redneck store get shotguns and whisky blast my way to a helipad get ammo, find cars, make radio message all survivors make a bunk then fight till we die...... i allzso hav bad grmmerz. so can i join?

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@ skater kid who pwns nice boat house idea but how would you get food?

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You should already know that flamethrowers will never work against zombies.

Reason 3. Flames give off light. Zombies are attracted to light. They will come toward the light if they see one, creating a bigger problem than you are already facing.


I thought zombies would be afraid of light
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