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yo mammas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck

yo mamma so uncordinated she threw a rock at the ground and missed

Yo momma so stupid she died of hunger in a grocery store!

Yo mommas so fat she touched a diamond and it broke!

Yo mommas so fat when she got her shots the needle was specially made to be a few miles long!

Haha I have more!

LOL!
ROFL!
LMAO!

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haha JDogg urs was a 7.5/10

yo mama so hairy she gots afros on her nipples

chowdallas, JDogg says that urs is an 8/10
Haha ik cuz we r in the same house lol!
He says hi cuz he is right next to me, and we r playing Guitar Hero! Lol! Haha, tmi, ik!

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hello then

Um ew!!!!!

0/10 kinda innapropriate! (but funny!)

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Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.

Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama's so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side! (Well, at least what could be called a "good side!&quot

Yo mama's so fat she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book!

Yo mama's so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Wow!

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lease, one at a time.

you should do stuff other than yo mamma's so fat...

1.7/10
2.8/10
3.1/10 only because Warren Buffett is the richest man in the world
4.6/10 weird
5.2/10
6.9/10

yo mama's so fat, when i was watching a 5-day long TV show, she walked across the TV and by the time she was done the movie had ended a week ago.

i know long

please*

Yo mama so hairy when you were born she gave you rug burn
yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed
yo mama so geto when she breast feeds kool aid comes out
yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out

plz rate these i want to see what you think of these

5/10, 8/10, 7/10, and 9/10.

Yo mama's so fat the max occupancy of a restaurant was 512 or yo mama.
Yo mama's so fat that there are smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama's so dumb, she threw out the Ws, Es, and 3s in the M&M factory.

Haha I love the third one! One of my faves!

5/10
4/10
10/10!

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yo mamas so stupid she shoved a double a battery and said, i got the power