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My fav quote is from unknown

"Hard work never killed anyone, but, why risk it?!"

Makes me never put in that little extra effort, lol

This is from the song Nomad, by Sepultura.
"Who are you to criticize,
To judge and burn the tribes.
The world will be extinct,
And your flesh will rot with mine."

As with most songs, the meaning is self-interpreted. But I hear it as, "don't judge others, as you are just as insignificant as everyone else."

Listen to the song here. The quote starts at about 3:50.

I like to say;

If life gives you bananas, try to make apple juice out of it.

[quote]there is nothing to fear but fear its self!?

what the heck if theres nothing to fear then why you say fear fear!?

what about this..

a true friend is someone who believes in you even when you don't believe in yourself.

They Call me... Tater Salad

North Korea is so evil, they have no color!

The good die young, but pricks live FOREVER!

Annoying the world... One person at a time

I like all of thepyro222's...

One of my favorites is

" when you fall down, a friend will help you up, but a best friend will laugh..."

Best e-mail ever;

Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously:

1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like, Night.

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

13. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

14. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

15. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

19. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

20. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

21. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, ' What the hell happened?'

25. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

26. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

27. Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


Heres another
"A penny saved is... nothing"

I like madgamer's there funny.

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Life is like a box of chocolates read the back of the box and you know which one's are which. Now if only we could do that with life.

this one is hilarious From unknown Vegitarian old native word for bad hunter
Or from the air force journal It is generally inadvisable to egect over the area you just bombed

every man cand stand adversity,but,if you want to test a men's charachter,give him power.

[quote]"Dont taze me bro!"

Andrew Meyers

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!

If life gives you lemons go make lemonade, if life gives you gators go make gatorade