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'I am nobody
Nobody is perfect
Therefore,
I must be perfect!'

'its hard to face your problem when your problem is your face'
by:nonsense

i found an answer to Michaels 2nd post!

Look in a mirror :P

lol!

Life's to fast so let the past be the past

Bessie Braddock: Winston Churchill your drunk!

Winston Churchill: Bessie you are ugly and tommorow morning i will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I've got a couple of Office quotes from Steve Carell!

All my life, I've always loved sex and wanted to have kids. And now, it seems like it's going to be one or the other for me.

You do not take the hilarious black guy out of the office!

That's what she said!

1. "If a team wants to intimidate you physically and you let them, they've won."

2. "Speed is often confused with insight. When I start running earlier than the others, I appear faster." Johan Cruyff

3. "I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. Iâm not mad, Iâm just passionate." Thierry Henry

The third one Henry is talking about soccer.

4. "Success is never a Destination... it's a Journey."

5. "Champions aren't born, they are made"

6. "THE HARDER YOU WORK THE HARDER IT IS TO SURRENDER." Vince Lombardi

Define love: Love is a feeling that cannot be define nor explain.

It is always good men who do the most harm in the world.

I have a couple by some of my teachers:

There are two types of people: those who make hasty generalizations, and those who don't
-My English teacher,Professor Collins

A camel is a horse build by a commission
-My Differential Equations teacher, Dr. Dobbs

Well I heard this one a while ago. I dont know who made it up but i thought it was really funny.

There are two types of people i hate in this world. Racists and blacks.

lol. I thought so too.

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific

I went to a McDonalds one day and ordered some fries, the person at the counter asked "Would you like some fries with that?"

Geniuss is Paitence