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You buy antidote, 5 dollar! (poisined food)

You die in 5....4....3....2...1.. haha you dead fat mon!

"The past is history, the future is a mystery, the present brings gifts. That is why it is the present."

-Oogway, Kung Fu Panda

mine would be "you will finish reading a fortune cookie"
or "there sumbudy behind you-made ya look!"

you will die in seven days

Never cry about life, it may get better.

This is a waste of paper, please recycle it.... Hah! Just kidding.(look on back for you lucky numbers)

BACK: No really recycle it now! or I'll call out a hit on you!

NOW!!!!!!!!

~Snowman1474

Don't order the Won-Ton with duck

kill now nd cake will come

You can change the world by one small act of random kindness at a time
lol.

If you finish reading this fortune, you will die. Hey wait, why are you still reading this? RUN!

"Help Me! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!"

lol...

"<Please input fake fortune cookie's message here>"
^-^

"this fortune is a fake, the other one is real."

or

"be happy you don't know whats in these"

U will soon go to hell