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that next fortune has 100 dollar bill in it

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Don't eat the cookie! Ugh, you ate it didn't you...

"You're life will soon be better."

you will read some stupid nonsensical message in a cookie today.

"you will soon suck my C***"

"I know where you live"

on the back

"your lucky numbers are

666"

I'm standing right behind you!

lol, my friend rights that in all the textbooks @ school. funny reactions from the readers haha

don't eat the fish

you oue me 500 darrl

3 Suggestions
Run.

Look up.

Don't die.

You took the blue pill.

that was not chicken

don't drink the water man don't do it!

In the time it took u to read this i have stolen ur purse..thank you come again

"I am your father!"

actually this is a real chinese proverb my dad learned from his uncle;

"If you want to enjoy your meal, don't look in the kitchen."