u will soon die lol!
you have won the lottery phsyce
"Don't believe fortune cookies"
"When crossing a street look an extra time to right!"or"Life is hard but the front of a train is much harder"Or"Make sure that before you leave you have checked under the table"Sep
"If you just ate this fortune cookie, you will die tomarro."
"You have no life if you enjoy reading us"
look out....lol
"You now officially owe us 50$. Congrats."
"traffic lights are a lie"or"we are coming to get you!"
I would put in..."The next day you will wake up in a sack full of crap"maybe..."I O U 1 FORTUNE"
Thanks for giving us your fortune =p
"Please do not eat the fortune cookie. It is actually a time travel portal that allows people to travel from one time to another. *lecture goes on*""Did you know the moment you hold onto this slip a signal is being sent for a nuclear bomb to shoot for right where you are holding this? Did you?!"
I would put:"your retarded if your reading this, O well It's too late now isn't it? YA RETARD!!!"
id putTHE MAYANS WERE WRONG THE WORLD WILL NOT END IN 2012 MAYBE IN A BILLION YEARS BUT NOT IN 2012
you are going to hell hahahahahahahahhahaa
"I taste good!"
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