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ablu2
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The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.

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RubberyChicken
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Current Wall hp: 62,000
Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited.
Dead:
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds. Plus 2 auto firing miniguns!

Brick Wall, sees Kamrad sexiness, and falls in love with him, Kamrad rejects the wall and it turns into a Satan Wall as it is now ticked off, dont mess with it!


Wall = inanimate

I launch a cow at the wall with a catapult.


You miss

Where is my armor on the brick wall?! Fine new post...
I attach 2 mini-guns on the wall that will automatically shoot any threats to the wall except it's allies


2 miniguns are on the wall

I call the military and kill every user he trusts using snipers,Bazookas and machie gun. and for a finale.... a giant nuclear coconut bomb!


They don't listen to you
firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Can I help in the ordering?

miguelin11
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Nomad

darn those military! xD okay I throw a shoe at a user he trusts and throw my smelly socks to other users he trusts.

thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

I walk up to the wall, say "hello, old friend! Want to go see Slumdog Millionaire?"
So we go see Slumdog Millionaire. We both love it so much, that the wall is healed. I say "bye" to the wall.

crimsonblade55
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Shepherd

I send in my wizards who hypnotize all the users with the song "You spend me right round" by dead or alive and have them all fall off a cliff.Then I send in Superman to destroy the guns and then the wall itself.

kamrad
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Nomad

I put a Electrified barbed wire fence around the wall, and put some bear traps around it for extra protection.

Annihalation
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Nomad

i roll in all the bear traps for fun...

Riou1231
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Peasant

I repair the guns on the wall and reinforce them with solid titanium which is really hard... Then i make 2 Cement Wall minions for the brick wall to command

miguelin11
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Nomad

I send in a few dozen idiots and tell them to run around the wall activsting all traps and finishing up the ammo of the mini guns then I call the presidents of all countries and tell them "yous a sissy I'm behind a brickwall" thus calling in an airstrike to shoot the wall they thought I was behind but I was in mexico eating tacos at a resaurant.

knight_34
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Farmer

I fire a particle cannon at the wall! Hehe.

Minnakht
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Nomad

Well, you said you assume the wall took the above damage on page 93. And, by above damage you mean either 4265 or the estimated damage that players did.

HOWEVER, THERE WAS MY SECOND ATTEMPT OF THE WRAITH USING HARM TOUCH! Process it already, because either this or my Wraith damaged the wall for 100000 HP and dispelled all its buffs! Running this thread is alot of work, and you knew about that when ablu2 gave you the job, as this was volunteered!

russianfreak
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hahahahahahahahahaha defenders win i give the wal 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, HP WE win.

RubberyChicken
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Current Wall hp: 61,000
Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited.
Dead: Annihalation
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.

Can I help in the ordering?


Be my guest, if you dare with your own Wall thread...

darn those military! xD okay I throw a shoe at a user he trusts and throw my smelly socks to other users he trusts.


They miss since the shoes get dodged in a marred identical to what George W Bush pulled, and the socks are plain unareodynamic.

I walk up to the wall, say "hello, old friend! Want to go see Slumdog Millionaire?"
So we go see Slumdog Millionaire. We both love it so much, that the wall is healed. I say "bye" to the wall.


The wall can't fit into the theater.

I send in my wizards who hypnotize all the users with the song "You spend me right round" by dead or alive and have them all fall off a cliff.Then I send in Superman to destroy the guns and then the wall itself.


Your wizards get hypnotized first, then the music stops after they jump off a cliff.

I put a Electrified barbed wire fence around the wall, and put some bear traps around it for extra protection.


The wall wants a fair fight (all defenders, past, present, and future are gone)

i roll in all the bear traps for fun...


You are dead.

I send in a few dozen idiots and tell them to run around the wall activsting all traps and finishing up the ammo of the mini guns then I call the presidents of all countries and tell them "yous a sissy I'm behind a brickwall" thus calling in an airstrike to shoot the wall they thought I was behind but I was in mexico eating tacos at a resaurant.


You get shot by the same pretty assassin that I used maybe 5-10 pages back to get rid of senarios like these...

I fire a particle cannon at the wall! Hehe.


It strangely hits, dealing 1000 damage!

Well, you said you assume the wall took the above damage on page 93. And, by above damage you mean either 4265 or the estimated damage that players did.

HOWEVER, THERE WAS MY SECOND ATTEMPT OF THE WRAITH USING HARM TOUCH! Process it already, because either this or my Wraith damaged the wall for 100000 HP and dispelled all its buffs! Running this thread is alot of work, and you knew about that when ablu2 gave you the job, as this was volunteered!


I was going to post this: ULTIMATE ALERT ULTIMATE ALERT!! ATTACK POWER LEVEL > 9000 ATTACK ABORTED. that answer your question?

hahahahahahahahahaha defenders win i give the wal 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, HP WE win.

The wall rejects your aid.
russianfreak
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Ahh cra pwell then i take my USUS-12 and go scouting for enamies and the enamies don't know i am behind them =)

RubberyChicken
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Nomad

you saw a group of enemies that you awere about to shoot, when it turned out there were more enemies who amubush you! You are dead

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