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Phoenix: OBJECTION! The attack has power of 1! 1 kill!

Judge: Objection sustained. Minnakht's attack has to be foiled in another way.

But, seeingas you processed this....


I hire a group of mages and a high level Shadow Mage. All the mages, including the Shadow one, are equipped with Greater Rings of Negation. Also, all the mages except the Shadow one have Tomes of Law Magic, while the Shadow mage has a Tome of Death Magic. The mages are freshly hired and therefore know only basic Law magic, while the Shadow mage has Grandmaster Death Magic. And, I also have a nearby Monk with Grandmaster Life Magic, and a Tome of Life Magic. The Monk casts Sanctuary - All my units cannot be attacked as long as they don't take offensive actions. My Mages cast Displacement at everything on the Shadow Mage-Wall line, shoving this out of the way, whether they are Brick Minions or other stuff. Then, the Shadow Mage, that just started to be vulnerable as this is his first offensive action, casts Hand of Death on The Wall. He has a clear line of sight, enough mana, as he came with a full amount of OVER 90 while he needs only 12, and is sure what he does. And, the Greater Ring of Negation makes his spells ignore ANY MAGIC RESISTANCE. So he tries to cast, casts and now, ONLY YOUR IMAGINATION CAN DO SOMETHING UBER-AWESOME-INVENTIOUS-ANNOYING to stop him, and he sure did cast this spell. So, now, really, do, something, spectacular, and, if, it, is, "you, aimed, at, not, this, wall", I'll, really, throw, a, really, powerful, attack, next, time, censorit, as, this, one, is, actually, very, weak, and, the, Wraith, tries, to, use, Harm Touch, again, and, it, does, until, it, is, killed,.

I didn't actually process it, I was just bored and wanted somebody to actually hit the wall for once...

Yeeesssss.... What do you do about my last attack? Or it succeeds?

I, use, too, much, commas, to, trigger, "The, Comma, Song", that, is, a, very, damaging, attack, to, make, a, nice, change, from, the, Heroes, tricks.

I use my MinLabs to invent E99 effectors and use them on the wall. Add this to its status if it works. But come on, this is harmless!

Previous attack failed, This attacks I have no clue what it, so it Phails until you can explain it, even then, it could phail....

E99 Effectors make the target affected with the E99 effect. It makes it prone to some specialised advanced weapons, but don't worry, you will do something about them too.

Too, much, commas, are, used, by, Captain, Kirk, and, he, always, wins, somehow, so, they, must, work.

...and add an explaination HOW did my Hand of Death with Requirements to Sure Hit fail. Or phail. Or epicly fail. HOW.

E99 Effectors make the target affected with the E99 effect. It makes it prone to some specialised advanced weapons, but don't worry, you will do something about them too.

Too, much, commas, are, used, by, Captain, Kirk, and, he, always, wins, somehow, so, they, must, work.

...and add an explaination HOW did my Hand of Death with Requirements to Sure Hit fail. Or phail. Or epicly fail. HOW.

THEY AREN'T OVERPOWERED, CENSORIT! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU GAVE THIS SINGLE ENEMY WITH ALOT OF HP! IF THAR WAS A NORMAL BATTLE THEN THE ATTACK WOULD BE PERFECTLY BALANCED!

So, did these E99 Effectors work?

Well I punched the wall with my superhuman strength, it gave me bloody knuckles

Current Wall hp: 60,800
Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited. With some E99 effectors affecting it...
Dead: Annihalation
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.

THEY AREN'T OVERPOWERED, CENSORIT! IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT YOU GAVE THIS SINGLE ENEMY WITH ALOT OF HP! IF THAR WAS A NORMAL BATTLE THEN THE ATTACK WOULD BE PERFECTLY BALANCED!

So, did these E99 Effectors work?

Well I punched the wall with my superhuman strength, it gave me bloody knuckles

Alright...

I pour alot of water at the wall. Now, it's a wet wall.

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singularity_(video_game)]

I take my shiny new Time Manipulation Device from MinLabs or create it using my Creation Points. Then, I age your Wall. It is affected with E99, so it works, and works good.

Well, now it is a 1500-years-old Wall, so it sure is crumbly and stuff. And, this attack does 0 damage itself, you cannot deny it this way. Due to its age, the wall has... Well, I cannot decide myself, that's your job, but if you want to be lazy, I suggest, not force you, to give it decreased attributes and taking a few hundred percent more damage debuffs. And, if you accept this, the debuffs cannot be dispelled in any other way than rewinding the wall, but now I copyrighted the TMD, so you cannot use it without paying MORE MONEY THAN YOU HAVE INGAME.

Oh, sorry...

A working explaination link

pour gas and light it with a match

Say WHAT??

Current Wall hp: 61,690
Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited. With some E99 effectors affecting it... 10% more damage!, future weapons allowed.
Dead: Annihalation
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.

Well, now it is a 1500-years-old Wall, so it sure is crumbly and stuff. And, this attack does 0 damage itself, you cannot deny it this way. Due to its age, the wall has... Well, I cannot decide myself, that's your job, but if you want to be lazy, I suggest, not force you, to give it decreased attributes and taking a few hundred percent more damage debuffs. And, if you accept this, the debuffs cannot be dispelled in any other way than rewinding the wall, but now I copyrighted the TMD, so you cannot use it without paying MORE MONEY THAN YOU HAVE INGAME.

pour gas and light it with a match

[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Singularity_(video_game)]

I take my shiny new Time Manipulation Device from MinLabs or create it using my Creation Points. Then, I age your Wall. It is affected with E99, so it works, and works good.

Well, now it is a 1500-years-old Wall, so it sure is crumbly and stuff. And, this attack does 0 damage itself, you cannot deny it this way. Due to its age, the wall has... Well, I cannot decide myself, that's your job, but if you want to be lazy, I suggest, not force you, to give it decreased attributes and taking a few hundred percent more damage debuffs. And, if you accept this, the debuffs cannot be dispelled in any other way than rewinding the wall, but now I copyrighted the TMD, so you cannot use it without paying MORE MONEY THAN YOU HAVE INGAME.