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ablu2
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The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.

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russianfreak
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you saw a group of enemies that you awere about to shoot, when it turned out there were more enemies who amubush you! You are dead

WTF!!!! i was on your side oh well.
RubberyChicken
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Current Wall hp: 61,690
Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited. With some E99 effectors affecting it... 10% more damage!, future weapons allowed.
Dead: Annihalation, russianfreak
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.

To all comments, the wall wants no help.

cometman202
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i will hit the wall with a crow bar!!!!!!!

Riou1231
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Since the wall trusts me a lot now i will secretly attach 10 Bombs at the back of the Brick Wall then i will tell the brick wall I'm gonna go shopping

miguelin11
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Nomad

with my own teeth I knaw on the wall for countless hours and then throw my unlinmited stocks of shoes the hit it with a club the call in an apache for the final blow!~

Lynoth
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Nomad

I tell the wall it has lost the game.

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Hey, that post made me lose the game! >

Annihalation
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I yell at the wall that it is impossible to kill because for every action any attackers do the wall seems to beat the attacker at whatever they did. I then tell the wall that it should act like a good wall and be an inanimate object. I then end the conversation with a highly accented "Good day" and strut off.

Minnakht
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With some E99 effectors affecting it...


the wall wants no help.


Then, I age it 1492 years again. Now it should be a 2992-years-old wall. and, due to

the wall wants no help.


The wall has several fans of it take care of it for eternity +1000 hp


This won't occur.

And, I keep pouring water on the wall while it is aged, because wet bricks + time = the wall is soft and crumbly. Seroiusly, almost-3000-years-old constantly wet bricks can't be very durable.
miguelin11
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Nomad

I use any mods banhammer and when about to swing I tell the wall..."you're banned!" xD

RubberyChicken
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Current Wall hp: 59,520
Status: The wall is meme immune. It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others is also prohibited. With some E99 effectors affecting it... 10% more damage!, future weapons allowed.
Dead: Annihalation
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.

i will hit the wall with a crow bar!!!!!!!


Your strike makes Gordon Freeman Proud, 220 damage

Since the wall trusts me a lot now i will secretly attach 10 Bombs at the back of the Brick Wall then i will tell the brick wall I'm gonna go shopping.


Since the wall isn't expecting it, you deal 30% additional damage (10% due to the aging) 1950 damage dealt, wall no longer trusts you.

with my own teeth I knaw on the wall for countless hours and then throw my unlinmited stocks of shoes the hit it with a club the call in an apache for the final blow!~


You are the second person in this thread to kill yourself by eating a brick. (you are dead)

I tell the wall it has lost the game.


It doesn't care

I yell at the wall that it is impossible to kill because for every action any attackers do the wall seems to beat the attacker at whatever they did. I then tell the wall that it should act like a good wall and be an inanimate object. I then end the conversation with a highly accented "Good day" and strut off.


It didn't hear you

With some E99 effectors affecting it...

the wall wants no help.

Then, I age it 1492 years again. Now it should be a 2992-years-old wall. and, due to

the wall wants no help.

The wall has several fans of it take care of it for eternity +1000 hp

This won't occur.

And, I keep pouring water on the wall while it is aged, because wet bricks + time = the wall is soft and crumbly. Seroiusly, almost-3000-years-old constantly wet bricks can't be very durable.


The the apache from the top of the page came in late, and while trying to shoot the wall, one of its missles shot your time shifting device. And, in 1500 years the walls attitude has changed to allow people to help it.
miguelin11
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You are the second person in this thread to kill yourself by eating a brick.


actually I was the first. back when ablu was in charge of this thread ah...good times...good times....
RubberyChicken
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Nomad

oh, 2nd while I have been in charge at least...

knight_34
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I convince Ablu to kill himself via suicide bombing.

miguelin11
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Nomad

I convince Ablu to kill himself via suicide bombing.


poor ablu.... why? he was retired and now..... jk
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