Current Wall hp: 41,590 (-10 per turn)
Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere.
Dead: kamrad, russianfreak
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.
I drive a car into the wall!
200 damage, you are dead, actually, you managed to climb out and you get saved!
These are the comma and anti-comma. I teleport 5,1 miles away from this place. Wall is closer than 5 miles from here.
Since you posted them next to each other, and an explosion didn't happen, they can't be the true comma and the true anti-comma, attack failed, but you luckily didn't die :P.
attacks not meant for the wall ignored.
okay I take the bling that was knocked out of the wall and sell it for a high price after that I go to hawaii have a great time and surf the waves.
You get hit, but only knocked unconscious by:
I wear an Otherboding Headset while relaxing in an office in The Biggest Bank in World and start controlling an android from MinPLabs. He sets a simple artillery cannon with a load of commas and shoots the wall from over 5 miles away.
Containers loaded with commas, that deal 500 damage to the wall.
Hobo calms down, he goes to walk away from the wall, but falls in one of his ditches by accident, he is back in rage mode, but this time he's angrier than ever.
Hobo mode "blood thirsty cannible" activated, good thing miguelin11 is covered in commas!
My android still continues to shoot the wall with commas.
Already taken into effect
Nice job rubber.
You just made my day
if you want the thread back, just ask. Or we could have a co-dictatorship since I don't do the night shift...
OK well the wall still trusts me so i take some acid and tell the wall that i am going to throw it at the next thing so instead of tossing it at the next thing i spill it on the wall =)
You get eaten by kamrad the hobo, unfortunately for him, he ate the acid as well (kamrad and russianfreak are dead)
I hire a construction crew to dig under the wall. The wall should fall on them if I calculate correctly...
Last time this was tried there was a diamond layer under the wall...
Pour gun powder and gasoline all over it then throw flare at it.
It burns dealing 300 damage.
