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ablu2
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The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.

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Minnakht
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I get a spaceship to correct the position of the pendulum, including all the effects that could change it course, calculated by the mathematical genius I have as a scientist, and reset it. Then, it drops again.

In the meantime my scientists build a Movrelatium bunker with only shooting holes and set it to an acorn held inside. Now, the bunker will only move as much as the acorn. Then, I enter the bunker, pick up the acorn, causing the bunker to float, and carry it near to the wall. Then, I put Heavy Weapon Guys and Rocket Launchers inside and tell them to shoot at the wall as long as they want but at least for one hour. I leave the bunker and set it to the wall, so it won't move unless the wall moves.

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Current Wall hp: 45,600
Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling which is illuminated by a fire bin.
Dead: daleksparta
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.

RC, you fail. They don't make it in a factory.


O_o you failed since you never said where it was made

I get a spaceship to correct the position of the pendulum, including all the effects that could change it course, calculated by the mathematical genius I have as a scientist, and reset it. Then, it drops again.
In the meantime my scientists build a Movrelatium bunker with only shooting holes and set it to an acorn held inside. Now, the bunker will only move as much as the acorn. Then, I enter the bunker, pick up the acorn, causing the bunker to float, and carry it near to the wall. Then, I put Heavy Weapon Guys and Rocket Launchers inside and tell them to shoot at the wall as long as they want but at least for one hour. I leave the bunker and set it to the wall, so it won't move unless the wall moves.


Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me


Remember that? Yeah, invulnerability is ultimate...

Your pendulum, isn't ultimate, so it lands right next to the wall, making it do a doulbe backflip while barrel rolling, then it lands on the ground. (2000 damage)
Minnakht
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It CANNOT BE MOVED. I didn't say it's indestructible. Actually, it can be destroyed quite easily. You just have to destroy the wall and the Movrelatium bunker will be destroyed too.

And,

Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me


A bunker isn't a weapon.

I send a spaceship to reset the pendulum, adding even more corrections so it hits the wall SURELY, and bythewaylishly send a stampede of chairs from A House to attack the wall.
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I order some wurtzite boron nitride from the local abrasive store and have them build a wall to protect from explosives. Wurtzite boron nitride is harder than diamond and is mined and shipped. It is commonly available at any abrasive supplier.

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I paint two angry eyes and a tounge sticking out on the wall.

RubberyChicken
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Current Wall hp: 45,600
Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere Dead: daleksparta, Alt
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.

It CANNOT BE MOVED. I didn't say it's indestructible. Actually, it can be destroyed quite easily. You just have to destroy the wall and the Movrelatium bunker will be destroyed too.
And,
Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate weapons, as judged by me
A bunker isn't a weapon.
I send a spaceship to reset the pendulum, adding even more corrections so it hits the wall SURELY, and bythewaylishly send a stampede of chairs from A House to attack the wall.


this is starting to be really annoying... Why must you circumvent every single one of my rules! Movrelatium has been banned. Why? for your own good. Humor deals more damage than scientific knowledge against my wall. Your chairs don't have the ability to jump inbetween threads, due to the awesomeness of the orginal thread rather than its copy cat. And while your pendulum is about to be released, some technical dificulties delays its drop.

I order some wurtzite boron nitride from the local abrasive store and have them build a wall to protect from explosives. Wurtzite boron nitride is harder than diamond and is mined and shipped. It is commonly available at any abrasive supplier.


you build a protective dome, that shatters when the pendulum hits, leaving fragments of wurtzite boron nitride everywhere, but kills you in the process. (Alt is dead)
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Current Wall hp: 45,600
Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. Dead: daleksparta, Alt
Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.

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thisisnotanalt
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But wurtzite boron nitride is 38% harder than diamond! How could a pendulum break it?

RubberyChicken
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Hardness doesn't matter when it can get pushed out of the way, and you didn't have time to put much of it up.

thisisnotanalt
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So I'm resurrected in 2 pages?

miguelin11
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I stomp on everyone foot that he trusts.

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Spams the wall.

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Hobo Kamrad wakes up, angry coz someone stepped on his foot*, also while sleeping he didn't realise but he made ditches all over the ground where the wall is located, because he was moving whilst finding sleeping spots(sleepWalking).

*Hobo is now in rage mode.

tennisman24
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i go and take chemicals and ware away his bricks

Minnakht
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I do a Reverse Bombing Run on the wall.

(I take the wall to a bomber plane and drop it on some landmines.)

And, as the Movrealtium satelite will continue anywhere to maintain its wall-related position, the pendulum strikes again.

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