The objective is to destroy the brick wall using whatever means nessecary. I will check back frequently and make adjustments saying status. Remember, the wall cant do what other walls cant.
Current Wall hp: 42,600 (-10 per turn) Status: It also trusts Accan2, Riou, slatwob, Russian Freak, kamrad, and Alt. Immune to mandates in the user's post, and ultimate objects/people/anything, as judged by me, and possesing others /other unauthorzied resurection is prohibited. The wall is currently styling with some bling and 2 angry eyes and a tounge. Large fragments of wurtzite boron nitride are everywhere. Dead: daleksparta, Alt Stage: Completely open desert, with a few tumble weeds.
Hobo Kamrad wakes up, angry coz someone stepped on his foot*, also while sleeping he didn't realise but he made ditches all over the ground where the wall is located, because he was moving whilst finding sleeping spots(sleepWalking). *Hobo is now in rage mode.
Hobo is angry!
i go and take chemicals and ware away his bricks
You barely escape the angry hobo, but you put some chemicals on the wall (10 damage every turn until further notice, or until I forget)
I do a Reverse Bombing Run on the wall. (I take the wall to a bomber plane and drop it on some landmines.) And, as the Movrealtium satelite will continue anywhere to maintain its wall-related position, the pendulum strikes again.
The reverse bombing run deals a total of 3,000 damage (good humor) but the pendulum destroys the bomber, you are out of pendulums. Lava cannon denied, since I didn't deny the pendulum, your bomber did :P
I summon a next bomber with a suicidal pilot with a mind control chip in his brain that works. Then I place a pile of commas and a Captain Kirk on the wall and drop an anti-comma on the wall with the bomber mentioned 3 lines ago.
Alright now I see what is your weaknesse... I summon a next bomber with a suicidal pilot with a mind control chip in his brain that works. Then I place a pile of commas and a Captain Kirk on the wall and drop an anti-comma on the wall with the bomber mentioned 3 lines ago. The wall is in the 5 miles radius.
anti-comma doesn't exist, and even if it did, commas migrate seasonally, so they would be in my sentences rather than in yours at this time of year :P
Yay! I'm alive again after being dead for two pages! I pick up some of the wurtzite boron nitride pieces and sell them for cash, then use my money to buy a five dollar milkshake, which I throw in Minnakht's eyes to stun him.
The milkshake splashes effectlessly against the doors of The Biggest Bank in World. A guy I placed there a lot pages ago shoots you with a pistol hoping for a money drop. You run away.
...that is if interplayer actions are allowed to happen without GM supervision.
I wear an Otherboding Headset while relaxing in an office in The Biggest Bank in World and start controlling an android from MinPLabs. He sets a simple artillery cannon with a load of commas and shoots the wall from over 5 miles away.
Hobo calms down, he goes to walk away from the wall, but falls in one of his ditches by accident, he is back in rage mode, but this time he's angrier than ever.
