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granted but the head is so heavy for your body it crushes your body

i wish i beat chuck Norris in real life

sure, but it is only some wimpy 3rd grade kid whose parents named him that so he could get some respect form the other kids. apparently it didn't work.

^^^^^^

since Farrowking didn't make a wish, I wish for a Nerf football with the NY Jets logo.

granted,but its got a huge hole in it

i wish for a slab of chocolate

Granted but, it melts in your pocket (i know it doesn't fit but, that the funniest part )

I wish for world peace

Granted, nuclear fallout has killed every living human and the world eventually settles back into a natural balance.

I wish more people played "The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game".

Granted, however people start spamming on that thread which means you have to lock it.

I wish that I could rewind time.

Granted, you'd destroy the world due to the delicate balance of time.

I wish I could go to Harvard.

Granted, but the classes are to hard for you and you get kicked out.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you could only fly at the end of the world.

I wish that I finished all my current assignments.

Granted, but you get hit by an aeroplane.

I wish that others could hear themselves the way others - who are sitting near them - hear them while eating (can't say this one isn't unique, at least).

Ninja! Well...

Granted, but the ones that come right after them are many more, much harder to manage, let alone finish.

My wish is the same as above.

granted,but everybody likes it so much that they do it 24/7

i wish for an ice cold coca-cola

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish that Japan never was hit by an earthquake and a tsunami.

granted,but instead it was hit by a hurricane

i wish for a cup of tea