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wish granted, but you forget anything else you were thinking at the moment to clear up some brain space.



i wish that i knew which came first, the chicken or the egg

You can't gain or lose Armor Points in the Forum Games Forum....

Granted,but a chicken poops a giant egg on you.

I wish for a shiny nickel that I would never lose or have stolen.And it's gotta stay shiny forever.

Wish granted but the shinyness blinds you!

I wish that every single online mmo was free to play, and all the content was free.

fine, but the only way for that to happen is you put in a box that keeps it shiny for ever and if you open it, a lazer shoots you in the face.



i wish that i had an omelet that could destroy the universe

Granted, but the internet would get too crowded with mmo enthusiasts (?)
Granted, but then you would die too.

I wish people would stop getting ninja'd

sure, but now they get lazored




i wish that every time a wish got corrupted, i would get a mil as tax

granted (????) but you get eaten by a giant woolly mammoth with stomach problems.

i wish for a plane shaped like a cat.

Granted but it is hit by lightning that comes from a cloud shaped like a dog, and crashes - with you in it.

I wish for a banana, that I will not eat.

Granted, but the banana eats you.

I wish sushi would fall from the sky.

Granted, but they clog up the rivers and oceans and now everyone is mad at you.

I wish I could live a life unseen. :P

Granted, but no one sees you, and you get hit by a car.

I wish I could be infinitely happy.

Granted, so you dont care if this wish is corrupted
(chicken or egg).

i wish to win the lottery

granted,but you only win $12

i wish for a book

granted but its only 12 pgs.

i wish for urban wolf not o comment next
(yet in a weird way i know that he will)

granted,but i do anyway,because im board

i wish for the gr8est not to be a fortune cookie
(because you told the future about me commenting lol)