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Granted, but ostriches aren't cool

I wish for Pokemon

granted, but the mewtwo and mew turn you to stone.
my wish is to be able to turn into a weapon of any kind, and control it like i was moving the weapon myself, but my body is the weapon.

Granted, here's a picture of it

I wish I was a billionaire (so fricken bad)

(Nice one acmed!)
You become a billionaire but it's in Monopoly money.

I wish for world peace (or maybe world peas, I'm not sure)

Granted, here's legal documentation I won't Rick Roll you

I wish for Jesus

Granted, but Jesus forces you to repent upon every last tiny sin you have ever made since you were born, and halfway through his tirade you snap and shove him outside, after which God is disappointed in you.

I wish for HUGE thunderstorm.

Granted, but you get blinded by the lightning and you can't see the storm (:

I wish my name was:
POLIOMYELITIS!

Granted, but by being named so you are turned into a deadly disease and lose everything dear to you.

I wish that a purple penguin in a disco suit would attempt to take over the world!

Granted, but they kill you in a fit of rage.
I wish for more Armatars.

Granted but u poke your eye out
I wish i had a genie.

granted but its see through
i wish for more wishes

Granted! but it doesn't like you.

I wish for oxygen in my next breath

Granted but it tastes weird...

Anyway, I wish I wouldn't get ninja'd anymore!

Granted, you get horse'd instead.

I wish for a blue lightsaber.

Granted, but blue is SOOOOOOO 1994.

I wish that Phoenix will believe me when I say I won't Rick Roll him!













































































I CHOCOLATE RAIN YOU!