Well, this is a paradox... Can't corrupt both... D:
I corrupt it but don't die a slow painful death... But I actually didn't corrupt it because I will eventually die after experiencing pain in my life, and I can't be saved!
grated, but the only super powers u had is every time u crap its five foot long and your hed shrinks to 2 inches every time u talk and your voice is high and squeeky (u never said it had 2 b good powers)
i wish that the world would explode and everones ded so there is no one 2 corrupt my wish