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I wish to know
that why am i usually behind the frog king (ghostofmatrix)

i wish to have some money.

@maxocyrus and eaglepaw:
You two aren't playing the game correctly. You're supposed to corrupt the above posters with, then make your own. Read the opening-post.

I wish that people would read the opening-post in threads.

i wish that ghostofmatrix would not read my messages.

Granted, but he doesn't care about your wish, so it doesn't work.

I wish that people were more coherent.

Granted, but they remain ignorant to all that you say

i wish i wish i had a fish...

Granted, but as a phoenix u turn into dust to repeat ur life cycle

I wish for WORLD PEACE

Granted, but after the sun goes out, all humans on Earth board one giant rocket ship, fly through outer space for about five years, chance upon a new galaxy and land on a new planet where they launch a bloody war against the natives of this new planet. Bummer.

I wish for a gallon of ice cream.

Granted but you have to work at a manure processing plant all summer.

I wish I had a lamborghini.

Granted, but, due to inflation, you can only afford a pack of gum.

I wish for a pack of gum.

Granted, but it's full of air.

I wish for a soft, gooey chocolate chip cookie!

granted. wait where did i put the pile of crap?

i wish for an indestructible bucket full of pure lava.

Granted, but you trip and spill the lava.

I wish for a taco that regenerated after taking a bite.

Granted, but the meat is dog meat...

I wish for more wishes.

granted but they can only be used for more wishes which can only be used for moar wishes which can only be used for fish.

i wish for a new weapon. preferably something along the lines of "rocket launcher that fires arrows with grenades on the end of them" k?