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Granted, but the arrows only fly a few feet and the grenades explode into fart.

I wish for a banana, wrapped inside a taco, covered in corn and chocolate, and deep fried for 5 hours.

Granted, but it's from the 90's.

I wish for a pineapple tree.

Granted, you have a tree, but pineapples don't grow on trees.

I wish for a brand new car!

Granted, but you have a car crash and your girlfriend dies. With your car being wrecked and you have major injures and in a wheelchair (ouch..).

I wish I never got hacked on Rs (Runescape).

granted, cause you never made an account cause you have a life. (I just helped you)

I wish i had a new computer!

Granted, but your new computer is the worst computer ever.

I wish I get a 90+ average mark on my grade 8 piano examinations.

granted, but you failed all the others classes so it didn't matter

I wish for FASTER computer

Granted, but you can't do anything on it.

I wish for the fastest computer.

granted, but you only passed for the quarter, so you still failed for the year

i wish i had new skateboard

granted, but he also said you were the dumbest cause you failed all you classes

I wish Johnny Damon started with a T

granted but he changed his name afterwards
I wish for something not defective

ok but you get effective acid that burns you

i wish that i will die in a volcanoe with no one around

Granted but it takes a few hours for you to die completely.

i wish hitler had a less funny mustache

ok but that mustach later turns out to kill all americans (are u american, i am so that would suck)

i wish for a dead puppy