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Granted. Your wish ( whatever it might be) is corrupted.
I wish for other people to wish

Granted.
I wish to wish.

Granted, you wish for an explosion so large that it wipes your face off of your head.

I wish for a wish that cannnot be wished for and not corrupted and if it gets corrupted, then the corrupter dies.

Granted. Except that I do not die because I am indestructible.
I wish I had a monkey

The monkey flings crap all over your house and also at your face.

I wish I could find the house with the chainsaw in this game.

granted. the house with the chainsaw collapses on your head.

i wish for Jessica Alba.

You get her, and you start making out but she is actually a man.

I wish for death.

Granted. You meet Reading F.C. goalkeeper Steve Death.

I wish people wouldn't make preposterous arguments.

Your wish turns into a preposterous argument.

I wish to stop playing this (byebye)

you are glued to the computer forever.
i wish for a new car

The car rans over your head.
I wish for a psp

Granted, but it breaks, sending millions of shards of plastic, glass, and microchips into your hands and face. What fun!

I wish I exist.

Granted. Unfortunately for you, you now owe me 100,000.

I wish for a small slice of pumpkin pie.

Dang, ninja'd.
I guess leaving the forums to play video games and then coming back without refreshing is a bad idea...

For the two wishes above me that answered the same wish on the previous page:

StraightJaketMan is now a small slice of pumpkin pie.

I wish I had a wish prepared for every time I have a corruption ready.