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Granted, but the new world order is worse then the current one.

I wish that my lies were true.

Granted, but it creates the ultimate paradox resulting in your head exploding into colorful confetti.

I wish for non-toxic magic markers.

Granted but the markers contain no color.

I wish for a pizza.

the ingredients were rotten so u died of food poisoning

i wish for nothing

Granted, but you are warped to a black void to ensure you have nothing.

I wish for a turkey sandwhich.

granted but when u try to eat it u realize the turkey is still alive...

i wish for $1

Granted, but it turns out that it was stolen, and you get sent to jail.



I wish for an "a.
"

granted but its made out of pressure -sensitive explosives and fell on u and blew up!!!!!!!!! LAWL O_o

i forgots to wish again oh well
i wish that more ppl knew about mine craft!!

Granted, but Herobrine is made into a character and chances of finding him are 100% and he kills you by looking at you.

I wish I had a magic lamp so I had 3 more wishes.

Granted, but the genie inside refuses to come out so you can't use the wishes


I wish for a ssfsgtw3590uwfeoj.

Granted, but you get a ;lksjd;lfkj;ldfkj;lkj.

I wish for a new biography section.

Granted, but you can't put anything in it.

I wish I was never ninja'd again in the forums.

granted but you still got samurai'd

i wish all stoopid infomercials would stop

Granted, but the reason you don't get ninja'd is because you were PERMABANNED! Mwahahahaha!

I wish for a little goldfish. If it dies, I fry it up.