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Granted, but all your hair detaches from your head and disenegrates so you can't find them

I wish for a Plasma TV.

Grated, but it leaks plasma.

I wish for a better laptop.

Granted, you now have a new pair of shorts. (Get it? Ha!)

I wish that I never had to use the facilities ever again

granted, youre kicked out of all facilities except for the toilet...

oops im such an oaf sometimes, forgot to make a wish

i wish i can remember to make a wish on this silly thread...

Granted, you are stuck forever making wishes and corrupting wishes on this thread.

I wish that I could beat Ultimate Assassin 3. That game is so frustrating. =P

Granted, but now you cannot ever beat SONNY 3! Whahahahaha

I wish that Sonny 3 would come out earlier(not much earlier, but maybe a month or two, so it won't suck)

Granted, but that was the only month they needed for polishing and touch-ups so it's now laggy, glitchy, and full of bugs.

I wish Kataklysm's next album wasn't terrible.

Granted, it's much worse.

I wish for a bread crumb.

granted but it got eaten by a bird.

I wish for a banjo.

Granted, but the strings break just when you put pressure on them.

I wish I could stick my foot behind my head.

granted, but it gets stuck there...

i wish that there was still a maned american space program

Granted the spaceships are now made of live men

I wish for diarrhea

Granted. And it's hot/explosive.

I wish for a better keyboard.

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish the test to take your learner's permit was so easy, a baby could pass it.