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[next person please foil mine and urstupid404's wishes. Ironic that I was posting about a ninja only to be ninja'd. Cmon really? it was over an hour and a half since Turtelman1234's post!]

@urstupid

Granted, but there is now infoadds.

@EmperorPalpatine

Granted, but cooking it didn't get rid of the lethal diseases it carried.

I wish my feet weren't so cold.

Granted, but now they are on fire.

I wish for everyone to accept my world.

Granted, but I'm in it.
With you.

I wish that Matrix would accept me. :b

Granted, but in his world he accepts nothing.

I wish for more entertaining forum gamers.

Granted....but they're me.

I wish that Matrix would return my endearment.

Granted, but I'll ban you once you come back to CT for no reason at all.

I wish for a roll of tissue paper.

Granted, but it looks like a crescent roll.

I wish my wish turned out the way I intend it to.

Your turned out the way it did, but then it didn't for some reason which I cannot explain. When pigs fly.

I wish I wasn't able to not wish for not wishing anything.

Granted, but the paradox of the wish creates a rift in time-space, which prevents your existance.

I wish for a sugar packet.

Granted, but after you open the sugar packet the workers rise up in anger because of their low paycheck and they lynch you.

I wish I had not wished.

Granted, but you hoped.

I wish my phone wouldn't die so fast.

Granted, your phone now dies 0.01 slower.

I wish that my dog could talk.

Granted but he curses loudly constantly.

I wish for an endless bowl of soup

Granted, but it never gets cold and it gives your mouth 3rd burns.

I wish I'd quit finding random hairs not attacthed to my head.