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Granted, but you still can't get it :P

I wish for a new automobile

The car falls from the sky and lands on you.

I wish for a sandwich. Any sandwich, no matter what side effect, I don't care.

Granted, but you're lieing and you do care when the sandwich poofs into an alternate universe and out of ours.

I wish for cooler flip flops.

Granted, but they soon tear.

I wish for a pair of sunglasses.

Granted, but they hurt your eyes, you silly thing.

I wish Matrix would be more careful.

Granted, but he doesn't exist.

I wish there was no waiting period for posting.

Granted, but that means I can follow your threads as quickly as I can... :b

I wish Matrix existed...

Granted, but he only exist in your dreams.

I wish Tacky would post more in the forum games.

Granted, but then some child comes along to distract her.

I wish for wishing the ability to a wish a wish for the ability to wish for wishing wishes.

Granted, but in my world, you don't exist which makes your wish void.

I wish more people would post in my favorite forum games.

granted, but the server gets crashed

i wish that wikipedia was right

Granted, but everything becomes so right that all the viewpoints are radically conservative.
***NOTE: I'm not saying conservatives are always right, I'm making a really bad pun. Right means conservative, left me liberal.

I wish for it NOT to get to 100 this weekend...

Granted, it skips 100 and goes to 250.

I wish for my eyesight to be better.

Granted, but what use would it have.

I wish for eternal paece and freedom through the world.

Granted, except aliens come and ruin it.

I wish for summer to be longer!