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Granted, but they fly over your house and make poo inside the chimney.

I wish I had Albert Einstein as a Facebook fan.

Granted, but he was imaginary and nobody else believed you he existed.

I wish I had more Dr Pepper...

Granted, but it was poisined with arsinc and you had to see an actual docter.

I wish an a bigger t.v...

Granted, but you don't have the power plug. So it's useless. Enjoy your 60" paperweight.

I wish I had an antidote for arsenic.

Granted, but you get mugged.

I wish for more video games.

Granted, but your system breaks.

I wish for some juice.

you spilt the juice on your pants!

I wish for a robot unicorn that shoots rainbows out of it's @$$

It shot a rainbow at you and killed you.

I wish I had a rock. (I give an imaginary $500 to whoever corrupts this wish)

It was air mailed to you, it fell out of the airplane on it's way, and crushed you

I wish for another wish (yeah, beat that!)

Sadly that wish was corrupted before it was made, and you couldn't use it.

I wish for a styrofoam block.

Granted, except a giant polar bear comes and swipes it just as it was entering your mouth...

I wish for spaghetti.

Granted, but you get banned for spaming your way there.

I wish for a calculator.

Granted, except it is only powerful enough to add 1 and 2, then it crashes.

I wish for a reasonably sized portion of spaghetti.

Granted, but it's horribly overcooked.

I wish for a supercomputer.

Granted, you now have the ability to go without blinking 1 second longer than you used to. Also, the ability to spit 1cm farther than before.

I wish for a shetland pony.