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Granted,you eat so much that you get a brain freeze.
I wish I had better humor.

Granted, but now you're deaf for all kinds of jokes (lolz)

I wish I had a flying boat (lolz x2)

Granted, but you fall off because you were laughing so hard, and get severe injuries.

I wish I had an ice cream truck.

Granted, but it gets hijacked.

I wish for some orange juice.

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish for a dancing bagel.

Granted but it dances away.

I wish for a sock.

Granted *random guy punches you*

I wish for some water.

Granted, but you just found out you were allergic to it.(That would be cool to be allergic to water lol)

I wish for over-wear.(Like underwear but over)

Granted, but you look rediculous.

I wish for a cupcake.

Granted, but its lima-bean flavor.

I wish I had season tickets front row, 50 yard line for the New York Jets

Granted, but some enemies decide to welcome you back in a rude way.

I wish for some ancient Roman coins.

Granted, just drink some Army Coffee.

I wish for a better use of my time.

Granted, but now you spent almost all of your time sleeping.

I wish I were a Golden King.

Granted, but you get permabanned.

I wish for a wall clock that dosen't tick loudly.

Granted, but it has an acidic paint all over it. No wall or ground can hold it.

I wish a new chair because mine's broken (lulz)

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Don't you even joke about permabans! Permabans are scary...

*looks around, severely shaken*