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Two men in a conjoined pony suit appear before you.


Meguie the Rad wishes for a new pair of FancyPants.

Granted, but they are LamePants.

I wish for custom avatars.

Granted but they suddenly collapse and faint because cop ( Change Of Personality)
I wish this wish was real

Granted, except you begin to read so fast that you don't actually understand what you're reading.

I wish for a reasonably sized portion of spaghetti that is cooked to perfection.

Granted, but as you eat it you realise that you hate spaghetti.

I wish that I could have a coke bottle that always stays cold and refills itself.

Granted, but is WAY expensive.

I wish I had flying boots.

Granted. You managed to, but when striking the last note, the RED RING OF DOOM showed up...

I wish I was less sleepy now :-|

Granted, but you fall into a coma.

I wish for more green tea.

Granted but it's poisoned. (cheap way out on that one)

I wish for a mountain.

Granted, except it's actually a volcano and it destroys everything dear to you.

I wish for a reasonably sized portion of spaghetti that is cooked to perfection and enchanted in a way that no one can dislike it.

Granted. Is inside a locked chest on the bottom of the ocean. The key is buried in a minefield located in Vietnam.

I wish that my cellphone wasn't blocked (seriously, I was messing around, and blocked it accidentally :P)

Granted, but it spontaneously combusts.

I wish for this wish to be a lie.

Well, not granted. It can only be a lie if you're stating something, really. Since you wished for it, it's impossible for it to be a lie that you wished for it. NO PARADOXES!

I wish for a reasonably sized portion of spaghetti that is cooked to perfection and enchanted in a way that no one can dislike it, and is brought to me and in no way inaccessible.

You are in a cliff's edge. It falls 2 inches far from it. You jump to catch it and falls in the ocean. Sea Spaghetti?

I wish for a new GTA

Granted but it was recalled for exploding at a certain person...
I wish my phone broke ( I really do!)