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Granted, but so many people want it that they all eat it before you get any.

I wish for a box.

granted but when you get in the box it rips you to shreds


I wish for a unloaded gun

Granted, but the police shoot you for thinking you're a terrorist.

I wish for an empty cardboard box.

granted, but it is actually a transformer that kills you with a fart

I wish for nothing

Granted. That was easy.

I wish for an empty normal cardboard box.

not granted

I wish for one million dollars

granted you become a trillionare

i wish for a nice non possesed non evil cool kind gentle puppy

granted but chuck norris was already fightin kung fu panda

You wish that he wishes something?

Granted, but he doesn't wish anything.

I wish I had a bucket full of water inside a door in the Whitehouse.

Granted,but people just drink from it.

I wish for a beaver to spit whale entrails in a bear's mouth.

Granted, except you can't control when or where and you end up killing yourself with a slab of concrete.

I wish for a reasonably sized portion of spaghetti that is cooked to perfection and enchanted in a way that no one can dislike it, and is brought to me and in no way inaccessible nor in any imminent danger of being lost or being eaten by anyone else.

Granted but I was to late and you already did your project.

I wish I had wings.

Granted, but they're tiny, grotesque, and useless.

I wish I could breathe air.

The air is full of microscopic lung-eating crocodiles.

I wish that something would happen