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Granted, but you die.

I wish for a bucket of dirty water.

Granted but the computer turns into a boot.

I wiah that somone would corrupt this wish

Granted, but my computer corrupted it to me (It's alive!)

I wish for a giant fly swatter;

Granted, but a giant fly eats you before you can use it.

Whoops, I accidentally pressed enter.

I wish for an edit button.

Granted, but it won't be here until AG3.

I wish for a pound of Semtex.

Granted, but the Genial Genie of Genious Geniosity does not know what is a Semtex. So he gave you a full medicine closet.

I wish for a bottle of Pepsi (yum).

Granted, but it's so flat it anti fizzes. That means there is none left.

I wish I could read page 503.

Granted. That was quite easy to grant.

I wish for a good forum game.

Granted. Here it is.

I wish for an autograph from Billie Joe Armstrong.

Granted but it got lost in the mail. You hear joyous sounds coming from the neighbor who always has a gun next to him.

I wish for a cookie.

Granted but I ate it.

I wish to be a mod ( not rly )

Granted, but because I'm so ticked off now, I steal your cookie, coat it in cement, and throw it at you.

I wish for a role in a famous movie.

Eh, notinthepie3 skipped my comment???? wth?????

Granted but then Alador comes and owns him.
im gonna try my wish again.
I wish to be a mod.

Granted, but after you become a mod, you are mistaken for another moderator who was a criminal escapee and you are then taken to jail my the FBI.

No, I didn't skip your comment, stormcutter. When I was typing my response, yours hadn't come up yet, so I didn't think that there was already a response.

I wish for 7 Dragon Balls.