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Granted, but Chuck Norris walks by and almost looks at him. He runs away because he knows Chuck is the reason the rest of his species is gone.

I wish for a pound of gold (that's worth almost $30000 now OMG!)

Gunthex! You posted twice!


WHERE ARE MY DRAGON BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Un-granted. I posted here first! ^^

I wish for a talking chicken

Not granted Beacause the chicken wished before you did

I wish to be immortal

Granted, except you have to deal with living while everyone you love has to pass away.

I wish for a reasonably sized portion of spaghetti that is cooked to perfection, enchanted in a way that no one can dislike it, and served on fine china not in any way made of any animal (including a human) and is brought to me and in no way inaccessible nor in any imminent danger of being lost or being eaten by anyone else.

Granted, but their definition of perfection is different from yours.

I wish Mozilla, Google, and Opera would work together to make an ultimate web browser.

Granted. It has mold all over the place.

I wish for a fridge located on the White House backyard (lul)

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you have to deal with living while everyone you love has to pass away

Granted, but the secret service kills you for being to stealthy.

I wish that IE wasn't dumb.

Granted. It's inexistent now.

I wish for a fridge full of Klondike Bars to LAND out of the sky on White House's backyard while I'm 300 Miles away from it.

Granted but achmed the dead terrorist comes and he askes where the klondike bars are, then he says " I keel you for a klondike bar, and he does, then he find it and eats all of them

I wish that my response to roger wasnt so dumb

Granted, but the rest of your posts get deleted.

I wish for water.

Granted but your not thirsty. In fact, your hungry.

I wish to wish for a wish that a witch would wish to wish, but if the wish the witch wishes to wish is a wish that is a bad wish, then I would not like to wish for the wish that the witch would wish to wish but instead wish to wish for a wish that I think would be a good wish.

Granted, but it's a mutant fish and takes you to his mutant overlord where you become his human slave.

I wish for my neighbors dog to be quiet whenever someone drives on our street.

Granted. Now he barks whenever you breath.

I wish that a fridge full of klondike bars appear magically inside Obama's kitchen. Enjoy the ice cream, mr. President!

Granted, but you get permabanned for spamming your way there.

I wish I didn't have to go to bed for another hour.